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"John from Cincinnati" His Visit: Day Six (TV Episode 2007) Poster

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[first lines]

John Monad: Some day yesterday, Cass. Yesterday was a three-ring circus. I'm going to b with my Father today. My Father has more 'big and huge' for me. Without the zeroes and ones, Cass, the big and the huge don't mean dick.

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Butchie Yost: Still broomin' the spider webs of our website?

Dwayne: Twelve hundred and forty four hits. Twelve hundred and forty four hits in like twenty four hours.

Butchie Yost: No, shit!

Dwayne: [Dwayne is speculating as to how popular his Yost website has become] It's the halo effect from Shaun.

Butchie Yost: Far out!

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Dwayne: I don't suppose you'd like to come with me?

Butchie Yost: [to Dwayne] Nah, I got a butt plug exploiting my portal.

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Dwayne: So, don't even try to live green?

Butchie Yost: You got it, my brother.

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Wonder Boy: The Brazilian's got a boner for our shoes.

Linc Stark: Really? You got a boner?

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Linc Stark: [to Wonder Boy] I'll tell you something else. That kid was saved by a miracle.

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Cissy Yost: [to Mark Lewinsky] Get out of my store. You're going to get kicked in the balls!

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Butchie Yost: [to Shaun] Me being a fuck-up doesn't mean I shouldn't try to give you good advice.

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Tina Blake: [to Linc] A really good friend of yours wants to pay me to ruin your life.

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Barry Cunningham: You're going to be fine.

Palaka: Thanks.

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Shaun Yost: [to Bill] I wish Zippy wouldn't have kissed me.

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Dwayne: The number of hits on Butchie's site is the halo effect.

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Steady Freddy Lopez: [to Palaka] Don't you fucking die.

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Kai: [to Butchie] I saw you in the water this morning.

Butchie Yost: Yeah?

Kai: I've got your boards outside.

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Bill Jacks: [leaving message on Butchie's voice mail] Shaunie's here with me. So you may just want to call and get over.

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Jake Ferris: Do you have any children, Tina?

Tina Blake: One. Shaun Yost. I gave him away the day he was born.

Jake Ferris: And do you know who Shaun's Father was?

Tina Blake: Yes, I fucking know who his Father is. Butchie Yost. I left Shaunie with Butchie's parents.

Jake Ferris: And what do you do for a living?

Tina Blake: Adult film actress.

Jake Ferris: Do you know Linc Stark?

Tina Blake: Yes.

Jake Ferris: How did you meet him?

Tina Blake: He picked me up.

Jake Ferris: And do you have a contractual arrangement with Linc Stark involving your son, Shaun Yost?

Tina Blake: He's offered me a contractual arrangement.

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Tina Blake: Are you asking me to fib?

Jake Ferris: Are you asking me to write you another check? 'Cause I will if you will.

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Dr. Michael Smith: [to Freddie] Stop trying to force an outcome because you're upset about your friend.

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John Monad: [Cass is hugging John] Shaun will be gone soon.

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[last lines]

Linc Stark: [to Tina] How much is that worth? 'Cause the big money is in escrow for whoever can tell me what the fuck is going on.

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Cissy Yost: God damn it!

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Mark Lewinsky: [to Cissy] I am a council for Mercy Hospital. I just need one signature to close Shaun's file. Departure against medical advice.

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Dwayne: [to Butchie] I think Shaun needs his own site.

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Dwayne: [to Butchie about Shaun getting his own site] If Shaun doesn't do it, whoever sponsors him will, and he'll end up getting used like some street whore.

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Butchie Yost: [to Shaun] Put the joint out.

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Butchie Yost: [to Shaun] Dwayne wants to talk to you about some informational superhighway shit.

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Shaun Yost: [to Butchie about Dwayne] You signed me over to Grandma and Gramps. Tell him to go talk to them.

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Steady Freddy Lopez: If he was really sick, you'd take him to the hospital right?

Dr. Michael Smith: Try to remember, how I practiced before I met you.

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Cissy Yost: [to John] You were right about being more miserable.

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John Monad: [to Cissy] Getting dusted won't be an issue.

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Jake Ferris: [to Linc] Linc, the money wants you out. You made the company, I'd like to see you go with your pockets full, but you are gone, Linc.

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Linc Stark: What's their number to buy me out?

Jake Ferris: Thirty five million.

Linc Stark: Sixty five.

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Tina Blake: How did that go?

Linc Stark: Turned the tables on that cock sucker, thanks to your wiley ways.

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Linc Stark: [to Tina] For a million, can I hold your hand?

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See also

Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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