Defunct (2008)

Director:

Paul Rawson

Writer:

Paul Rawson (writer)

Release Date:

28 March 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Adventure | Comedy | Drama

Tagline:

No money. No driver. No home. No way.

Plot:

Two best friends since birth have it all. The perfect cars. The perfect bank balance. The perfect lives. But some might disagree.

Cast

Paul Rawson	...	Dick
Shannen Doherty	...	Fanny
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Bunty Bailey	...	Gypsy momma
Maria Black	...	Chav No. 2
Natalie Dyrlaga	...	Suzy Bobbin
Kieran Mooney	...	Homeless fat man
Jonny Rhodes	...	Marcus
Tyler Shepherd	...	Mr Miss
Sheridan Smith	...	Cherry La Chav
Norman Wain	...	Bouncer

Also Known As:

Slapped (USA) (working title)

Runtime:

USA:97 min

Country:

USA | UK

Language:

English

Color:

Color | Black and White

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital | DTS | SDDS

Certification:

UK:18 | Germany:18 | Canada:18A | USA:R | New Zealand:R16

Filming Locations:

Honor Oak, London, England, UK

Company:

Destination Films

Trivia:

The part of Fanny was written especially for Shannen Doherty.

Goofs:

Audio/visual unsynchronized: In the scene where Fanny falls off the stolen bike and lands down the sewer pipe. Dick says, "Oh, for fuck sake stop buggering about!" But his lips clearly mouth the word 'God' instead of 'Fuck'.

Quotes:

Fanny: [Fanny recieves a telephone call from the police] Hello?
Police man: Oh hello, yes. Is this Miss. Fanny?
Fanny: It depends what you want doesn't it? I mean if you're calling to tell me you've been infected with Herpies then I'm sorry but you have the wrong number. On the other hand if you're calling because you want someone to suck on that big fat hard...
Police man: ...Miss Fanny this is a serious matter. I'm Mr. Truman calling from the North Scrubs police department. Are you sitting down, Miss Fanny?
Fanny: Well I would say so, I can't get out of my chair I'm so fat!

Movie Connections:

References Poison Ivy (1992)

Soundtrack:

TASTE

Hilarious performances & stomach aching gags throughout!

*** This review may contain spoilers ***

After getting free tickets to see 'Defunct' at a screening, I thought this film was gong to be rather... well... lets just say 'not so good'. BUT, Big but here. This film was hilarious from start to finish.

Opening in a gym and having the two main characters beat people up because they are too skinny or too handsome was a real thrill.

The movie carries itself really well. The main story here is of Dick and Fanny. Dick is the one with all the money and has a personal trainer, driver, butler, cleaner, body guards, bum wiper (hilarious scene) dog walker and so on... Fanny is his best friend how tags along and helps Dick spend all his money!

One night after they go out and get drunk they come across a carnival on their way home. After a few rides and a few buckets of sick later they bump into a gypsy. They call her all kinds of names and insult here badly. Ten minutes later their driver quits and they have to walk home. The next morning they awaken (SPOILERS) in the gutter on the high street surrounded by spare chance. They walk home and discover Dicks house is being repossessed. The couple then go on to try and find the gypsy who they believe has coursed them this way and make her reverse it so they can go ahead and live their normal lives.

There are so many gags in this film that I cannot recall all of them. There is a funny scene where Fanny steals a young boys bike, rides off really fast, turns a corner and falls down an open sewer grate. Dick then starts moaning at her as he thinks she is being pathetic. Also the scene in the bathroom in priceless.

Overall this film is far too short. Very funny and with good performances from all the cast.

I give this film 9 out of 10.