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Well, don't expect anything near the previous versions of Jules Verne adventure. Aside from the title and the recycling of names, this "updated" story is a total disappointment. Contrived story line, horrible dialog, horrible plot, and even worse acting. This is a dog fish if ever there was one. Real shame too, they could have done so much more with this premise if they'd only tried. It's like a really bad Deep Space Nine episode, only torturous drawn out and pointless. I gave it 3 stars out of pity. Don't waste your time with this one. The best description of this would be Dr. Strangelove meets Jaques Coustou, only without any of the humor or cinematography of either.
I don't see why anyone would watch this. The CG is pathetic. The acting is very high school. Lorenzo Lamas? Why? Why? Why? This is no way to end a career or begin one. The actual story could have been something, but the money put in just wasn't enough. My advice to the actors of this movie... Please just try to be yourself. Read the script, make it your own. Saturday Night Live is for reading cue cards, OK? Do yourself a favor and rent an ed wood movie or even better, rent Robot Jox. I thought Lorenzo Lamas was worth watching at one time. I guess the 80's just slipped away. He ranks right up there with Michael Pare. I'm surprise he wasn't in this disaster. Go away bad movie, please go away!
Quite possibly the worst film I've ever seen. Made me laugh though, for
all the wrong reasons. I wanted to invoice the the cinema for letting
me watch it! Continuity was all over the place. I failed to understand
how some of the characters got hurt or appeared and disappeared, maybe
I fell asleep though. If I was one of the actors, I'd have given my fee
back and asked for the masters so I could have those sink to the bottom
of the ocean too.
Will these guys work again? Should we create a '30,000 Leagues Actors Charity'? Who will support their families?
I gave them a score of one as I couldn't select zero. Shame for Jules though, he must be turning in his grave. Some excrement floats, some excrement sinks, this sank right to the bottom.
We already knew that Lorenzo Lamas was a bad actor and not very bright considering the fact that he broke up with a fox like Shawna Sands but he had to go and confirm his stupidity by taking part in this film. It was horrible! Bad acting, bad effects, bad dialog and way too much face time for Lamas. This film had generally no redeeming qualities whatsoever. In addition, the film strayed so far from the original Captain Nemo storyline that they might as well have left out the Jules Verne reference altogether. Hollywood had a genuine opportunity to make something entertaining and redeeming in this age of environmental awareness and once again, dropped the ball.
Execrable acting, directing, editing, dialogue. Others have already
Also, in the first 10 minutes I counted 4 blatant science errors... When a submarine captain said "It can't be a fish, there's nothing but plankton this far down," I knew this was a real stinker. (The truth is the reverse, there are big animals but *not* plankton in the deep.)
It costs millions of dollars to produce a project like this, even with the pitiful special effects and no-name talent. Can't they at least invest a couple hundred dollars to hire a science fiction writer to do a little fact-checking? I'm available!
I am a life long fan of Jules Verne and of his legendary character
Captain Nemo. I also have a strong affinity for B and C grade movies.
When I came across 30,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA in my local video store
it made me laugh. 30,000!? LOL! I was also amused to see that Lorenzo
Lamas was in it (no offense Lorenzo). I scooped up the DVD and smiled
all the way to the counter. I left the store hoping that 30,000 LEAGUES
would be a fun adventure flick with entertaining portrayals of the
legendary Nemo and his amazing Nautilus. I was not disappointed.
30,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA was far more fun than I expected. Sean Lawlor is a terrific Captain Nemo. The good Captain's Nautilus is impressive as well. IT'S HUGE! I was pleasantly surprised by the entertaining storyline and the low budget FX were a treat. I really dug the funky giant squids! LOL! The DVD has some great Special Features too. The charming Natalie Stone really shines in the behind-the-scenes featurette and commentary. There's even a fun blooper reel. This is a nice package that's well worth a look.
I'm very happy that I watched 30,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA. I had a blast! Those who prefer strictly big budget special effects extravaganzas have been warned: 30,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA may not be you cup of tea. This is not a big budget flick. That's the beauty of it. This is definitely a low budget "popcorn movie" that will be most appreciated by fans of fun "no budget" films. I loved it!
I've seen better dialogue in the seediest daytime soaps, and the acting
didn't improve it. The combination is too contrived and stiff to take
seriously, and not quite campy enough to be funny.
Sean Lawlor as Captain Nemo seems to put in the best effort, while Lorenzo Lamas and Natalie Stone seem to be competing for the worst acting ever prize; their exchanges are inane in content, and stiff in delivery.
I can't for the life of me, find anything good to say about the movie. Just blabbering on to meet the "10 lines of text" minimum; two lines could have more than sufficed for this one.
This is one movie that never should have been made.
Where to begin...where to begin.This movie is just plain bad...all bad.
Every underwater scene looks unrealistic, the effects are terrible. I
guess they really loved that low budget "light shining through a fish
tank " trick since they used it in every scene possible. To bad there
is no light as such at that depth. With the money they obviously saved
in the F/X department you would have thought that they could have hired
some decent actors. This movie was doomed the instant they put Lamas'
name on it. The acting is stale, forced and very poorly scripted.
Lorenzo Lamas' performance is pretty much like all his
others...horrible. As for the rest of the crew they knew nothing of
actual military procedures, terminology, proper dress code, etc..and
I've seen better acting from an elementary school play (much, MUCH
better in fact...and the sets looked better!)
Furthermore, it seems that everything that could be wrong with this movie...was. First, the Scotia "nuclear" sub with a bridge the size of a walk in closet?...wrong. It also had the steering and navigation controls of a 60's diesel submarine. Most of the "navy" crew walked around in ARMY rank.(There are no full bird colonels in the navy) Also, the navy lieutenants wear 2 bars (exactly like army captain's bars) as their rank. And for some reason "captain" Nemo wore a mix of US Army Major General rank, what appears to be an air force aviators device and a mix of army and air force commendations...and as the sole leader of this underwater waste of time who would give him commendations?
And, one would think if they had the "advanced technology" available, like the pointless "bubble-hammock", that they could have at least tried to make ANYTHING else look high tech. look at the scene where Lamas and crew are first aboard the nautilus...the bulk heads are made of plywood and they're CROOKED! Like any sub would be built this badly? Puh-lease.
Whatever you do ,don't rent this action-less, mindless, thoughtless and useless cinematic piece of bargain bin leftovers. You'd have a much better time watching paint dry. We can only hope that somewhere out there is a movie company willing to do a remake such as this the CORRECT way with all the attention and budget requirement's it deserves...and keep the "20,000" in the title. There's nothing impressive about changing one digit to further indicate how far you've sunk.
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
30,000 Leagues Under the Sea starts as Lieutenant Captain Michael
Aronnaux (Lorenzo Lamas) is ordered to use his invention the
Oxygenator, which turns water into air, aboard his small sub the
Aquanaut 3 to dive down 20,000 feet to the stranded USS Scotia & save
the 150 odd crewmen. Once Aronnaux & his small crew reach the USS
Scotia they are kidnapped by eccentric billionaire Captain Nemo (Sean
Lawlor) & held prisoner on his submarine the Nautilus where he reveals
that he has stolen the nuclear warheads from the USS Scotia & intends
to use them to destroy the Earth & create an underwater utopia.
Aronnaux & his crew aren't keen on the idea & set out to stop Nemo in
his destruction of our planet, as the fate of the human race hangs in
the balance can Aronnaux stop Nemo?
Directed by Gabriel Bologna this is yet another Hollywood blockbuster rip-off from those people at The Asylum, do I really need to to say which Hollywood flick 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea rips-off? There's only one number difference in both titles although any connection to the classic Jules Verne novel '20,000 Leagues Under the Sea' is purely coincidental. While the original Verne novel was set during Victorian times the makers of 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea decide to set the story in contemporary times although the basic plot of a sea loving genius who wants to start a new civilisation under the waves is present & correct. To be brutally honest 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea is absolutely terrible, the plot sucks, there's no pace or tension or drama, the character's & dialogue are awful & the film has many, many factual holes which are painfully obvious to anyone with an ounce of common sense or general knowledge. For instance the submarine featured in 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea sinks to a depth of over 20,000 feet yet the crush depth of such a submarine is less than 2,500 feet & then there's the scenes of people diving & swimming at that depth with nothing more than normal clothing & simple air breathers. Also I think I am right in saying that at a depth of over 20,000 feet it would be literally pitch black since no sunlight can travel that far through water so why is everything illuminated so well? Why does that underwater Volcano intermittently prevent radio signals? The basic physics & facts of reality are completely ignored in 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea & it has no dramatic impact or weight because of it. The whole film is also incredibly boring, the pace is slow & the plot is very predictable with obvious character arcs, plot development's & a by the numbers 'hero saves the day & rescues the girl' style ending.
This film just looks cheap, from the rubbishy low lit sets that looks slightly more futuristic than your average warehouse corridor to the boring design of the costumes & underwater equipment. The sets are decorated by what looks like cheap car seats & I never really got the impression that I was on a modern, sleek ultra sophisticated state-of-the-art submarine. The sets & production design on Seaquest DSV (1993 - 1996) were far superior to this & 30,000 Leagues Under the Sea feels like a cheap imitation of it. This is strictly PG stuff all the way so forget about any fights or gore or action. The CGI effects vary, some of them are alright if a little basic while other's are awful like the giant squid things which look terrible.
With a supposed budget of about $500,000 this didn't have much spent on it & it shows since the film looks drab, dull & cheap throughout. Par for the course for The Asylum really, do they even try to make good films? The acting is poor from no-one I have ever heard of before.
30,000 Leagues Under the Sea is a cross between 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea & Seaquest DSV with less than spectacular results. The CGI isn't as bad as it could have been but all the errors that you need to suspend your disbelief & forget everything you know about the sea just sink it without trace.
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Well.. this movie and apparently everything that comes from The Global
Asylum and related companies (production and distribution) are all pure
garbage (as far as I could see).
The movie is quite better than 'the apocalypse' but still factual and horrible acting (not mentioning the inconsistent background music). Explosions with fire under the ocean? Giant squids that roarer and are so big that can breakdown a nuclear submarine ?
This is a B movie no doubt! But even the ancient B movies were much much better than this one. What is missing? Creativity! Originality! They should try to make a good movie and not to earn easy money.
Again, watch by your own risk.
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