Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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Sam Witwicky: You don't stop, you don't hide. You run. You understand me?
Ron Witwicky: We're all going together!
Mikaela Banes: [says to Sam] I'm not going to go without you!
Sam Witwicky: Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
Bumblebee: [does a dance] "I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it..."
Sam Witwicky: Hey! I'm not taking you with me!
[Bumblebee is downcast]
Mikaela Banes: I'm gonna wait outside...
[goes outside and starts to strip]
Sam Witwicky: Bumblebee, just hear me out okay? You know, freshmen aren't allowed to have cars, that's all it is. It is best for both of us. I know it doesn't sound like it but... you're an Autobot, you shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. I mean you're suffocating in here. Hey will you look at me please? Hey, come on big guy...
[gives Bumblebee a hug]
Sam Witwicky: Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life! I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you.
[Bumblebee bursts into tears; literally, with his windscreen cleaners malfunctioning]
Sam Witwicky: Come on... it's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know? Come on, don't do that... Bee, you're killing me...
[Bee angrily gesticulates to Sam to go away]
Sam Witwicky: You'll always be my first car man. I love you.
[leaves the garage]
Jetfire: What do you want?
Sam Witwicky: Look, we just want to talk!
Jetfire: I've got no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary doom-bringer!... What planet am I on?
Sam Witwicky: Earth.
Jetfire: Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it DIRT, Planet Dirt...
[Sam shows Mikaela Bumblebee testing his vocal processors]
Mikaela Banes: Is he still having voice problems?
Sam Witwicky: He's playing it off.
Sam Witwicky: I just had a full-bllown mental meltdown in the middle of my class!
Sam Witwicky: Hey, beautiful! I made you a long-distance relationship kit... I got you a webcam so we can communicate 24/7!
Mikaela Banes: Sounds cute. I can't wait...
[arriving at Sam's college]
Judy Witwicky: Look at this place! I feel smarter already! Can you smell that?
Ron Witwicky: Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.
Sam Witwicky: You won't give me a day, huh? You won't give me one day in college?
Optimus Prime: I'm sorry, Sam, but the last fragment of the Allspark was stolen.
Sam Witwicky: Like what? Decepticons stole it?
Optimus Prime: We placed it under human protection at your government's request... but I'm here for your help, Sam, because your leaders believe we brought vengeance upon your planet. Perhaps they are right. That is why they must be reminded by another human of the trust we share.
Sam Witwicky: This isn't my war!
Optimus Prime: Not yet. But I fear it soon will be. Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron. Whole generations lost...
Sam Witwicky: I know. And I want to help you, I do, but I am not some alien ambassador, you know? I'm a normal kid with normal problems. I am where I'm supposed to be. I'm sorry, I... I really am...
Optimus Prime: Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.
Sam Witwicky: You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me.
[Sam walks away]
Optimus Prime: We do, more than you know...
[Mikaela dresses up in a fancy dress to surprise Sam]
Sam Witwicky: Wow!
Sam Witwicky: Hey, you know the glyphs? These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head?
[shows the Twins the symbols he drew]
Skids: That's old school, yo. That's like... That's Cybertronian.
Mudflap: That's some serious stuff, right there.
Sam Witwicky: They gotta mean something, like a map or like map. Like a map to an Energon source! Can you read this?
Skids: Read?
Mudflap: No. We don't really do much reading. Not so much.
Sam Witwicky: If you can't read it, we gotta find somebody who can.
Major Lennox: We got a whole bunch of fight coming our way!
Major Lennox: Look who showed up... Director Galloway, what an unexpected surprise...
Galloway: Save it! Shanghai's a mess!
[Sam and Mikaela discover Simmons working in a diner]
Sam Witwicky: You gotta be kidding me...
Galloway: [to Optimus Prime] They are hunting you!
Galloway: What we need is to come up with a suitable diplomatic solution...
Major Lennox: What, like giving up the kid? There's NO negotiating with them!
Major Lennox: Stick with me, all right? Stay on my ass!
[the Twins are presented with new alternate modes]
Skids: Oh, yeah! It's upgrade time!
Mudflap: Green is mine! I got green!
[does a dance, but Skids tackles and flips him]
Skids: I got the green!
Mudflap: Ow, that hurt, man!
Skids: It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass kickin'!
[after Bumblebee blasts the house to destroy the kitchen bots]
Judy Witwicky: Sam, Sam, listen to me... When you go, he goes. I cannot live with a psychotic alien in my garage!
Ron Witwicky: Judy... National security. Look, if we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything. Just consider this the official start of our remodel, okay?
Judy Witwicky: Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool and a hot tub! And I'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say shit about it!
[Sam, Mikaela and Leo are on the run from Decepticons]
Leo: Okay, so what ELSE don't I know? And please don't leave out the minor details, okay?
Sam Witwicky: [to Leo] That thing that you saw back there, that was a... WHHOOOAAAA!
[Grindor comes for them]
[the Witwicky home is under siege]
Ron Witwicky: What is that?
Sam Witwicky: It's the whole kitchen!
[Grindor carries a car with Leo, Sam and Mikaela in it towards an abandoned factory, and drops it... ]
Leo: We're gonna die!
[from trailer]
Agent Simmons: The Transformers were on Earth... a long time ago.
Jetfire: I have issues of my own, and it started with my mother! My ancestors have been here for centuries! My father, why, he was a wheel! The FIRST wheel! Do you know what he tranformed into?
Agent Simmons: No.
Leo: What?
Jetfire: NOTHING! But he did so with honour! DIGNTITY, damn it!
Optimus Prime: You picked the wrong planet! Give me your FACE!
[tears off the Fallen's face and sticks him with his staff]
Optimus Prime: I rise... You FALL!
Megatron: NOOO! NOOO!
Sam Witwicky: [after Bumblebee sprays Alice with fluid] I got Wetnaps. I got Wetnaps for your face!
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [after seeing the onslaught of decepticons] We're about to get our asses Whooped!
[spying on Mikaela]
Wheelie: You're hot, but you ain't too bright!
[Leo observes Frenzy's head in a jar]
Agent Simmons: Hey! Still radioactive, hands off!
Megatron: There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet! The boy can lead us to it!
[Megatron sends Prime sprawling with a kick]
Sam Witwicky: OPTIMUS!
[Megatron blasts Optimus]
Megatron: Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?
Sam Witwicky: Get up... GET UP!
Optimus Prime: You'll never stop at one!
[Surrounded by Decepticons, Optimus Prime unsheathes energon blades]
Optimus Prime: I'll take you ALL on!
Soundwave: Decepticons, mobilize. It is time.
[to Mikaela]
Sam Witwicky: I love you.
Sam Witwicky: Bee, if you hate me I understand. I messed up. I'm sorry.
Bumblebee: You are the person I care for most in my life, and if there is anything you need I won't be far away
[last lines]
Optimus Prime: Our races, united by a history long forgotten and a future we shall face together. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message so that our past will always be remembered. For in those memories, we live on.
Mikaela Banes: Kiss this, bitch!
[runs Alice over]
Mikaela Banes: It took all this to say you love me.
Sam Witwicky: You said it first.
The Fallen: Die like your brothers!
Optimus Prime: They were your brothers too!
Starscream: Not to call you a coward, Master, but sometimes, cowards do survive...
Megatron: This isn't over.
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together...
Galloway: Soldier, you're trained to shoot, not to talk!
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Don't tempt me...
Agent Simmons: [positioned under Devastator on the pyramid to give a position for the rail gun, two wrecking balls are hanging from Devastator's crotch area] I am directly below enemy scrotum.
Judy Witwicky: [to Ron] Hey, Professor, I'd do anything for an A.
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [the pilot calls for a bailout due to "engine failure". Lennox is prepping Galloway and moves him toward the rear of the plane]
Galloway: Why aren't you wearing your chute?
Major Lennox: Because I have to secure the VIPs first! Ok I want you to listen very carefully, and memorize everything that I say. Each chute has a GPS tracker so you can be found by Search and Rescue. Right next to that's a fabric webbing called a bridle, which holds the pin that keeps the main container closed. Ok, are you listening?
Galloway: I can't hear what...
Major Lennox: [slaps Galloway] Stop that!
Galloway: All right, All right
Major Lennox: All right when the pilot chute inflates into the air, it pulls the pin and opens the main. Red's your backup, blue's your primary. I want you to pull the blue. I need you to pull it really hard!
[Galloway pulls the blue cord]
Major Lennox: Not now, we're on the plane you dumbass!
Galloway: What? NO!
[flies out of the plane as the chute deploys]
Galloway: [Lennox returns toward the front of the plane and rejoins Epps]
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: Did he say good-bye?
Major Lennox: No, he didn't say good-bye.
Leo: The aliens, they want me 'cause of my site.
The Fallen: My brothers could not stop me from this...
[activates the solar harvester with the Matrix]
The Fallen: Yeesss... now, I claim your sun.
Ironhide: [to a captured Demolishor] Punk-ass Decepticon!
Optimus Prime: Any last words?
Demolishor: This is not your planet to rule! The Fallen shall rise again!
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [puzzled] That did not sound good.
Optimus Prime: Not today.
[blasts Demolisher in the head]
Megatron: [entering the Nemesis starship] Starscream, I'm home.
Starscream: [grovelling] Lord Megatron, I was so relieved to hear of your resurrection...
Megatron: [squeezing Starscream] You left me to die on that pathetic insect planet!
Starscream: Only to help spawn our new army! The Fallen decrees it! After all, in your absence, SOMEONE had to take command...
[Megatron slams Starscream against the wall containing protoform sacks]
Megatron: So disappointing...
Starscream: [gasping for air] Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile!
Megatron: Even in death, there is no command but MINE!
Megatron: My master, I failed you on Earth. The Allspark is destroyed and without it, our race will perish.
The Fallen: You much have much to learn, my disciple. The Cube was merely a vessel. It's power, it's knowledge, can never be destroyed. It can only transform.
Megatron: How is that possible?
The Fallen: It has been absorbed by the human child. The key to saving our race now lies within his mind.
Megatron: Well, then, let me strip the very flesh from his body!
The Fallen: And you will, my apprentice, in time. For millennia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet where I, too, was once betrayed by the Primes I called my brothers. Only a Prime can defeat me... and now, only one remains.
Megatron: Optimus... he protects the boy.
The Fallen: Then the boy will lead us too him, and revenge will be ours.
Megatron: Yeesss...
Starscream: The boy will not escape us! We have him in our sights!
Jetfire: Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on? Who's winning?
Sam Witwicky: The Decepticons.
[Jetfire grimaces and spits]
Jetfire: Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
Sam Witwicky: What do you mean, changed sides?
Jetfire: It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision. So much negativity... Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
Wheelie: You mean you don't have to work for those miserable freaking Decepticons?
Jetfire: If the Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe!
[last words]
Jetfire: All my Decepticon life, I never did a thing worth doing until now... Optimus, take my parts, and you will have a power you've never known. Fulfill your destiny...!
[rips out his spark]
[an ice cream truck trundles along a Shanghai road]
Mudflap: Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream...
Skids: Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whoopin'!
[drawing away the Decepticons]
Agent Simmons: One man, alone, abandoned by the country he loves...
[after slicing Sideways in half]
Sideswipe: Damn, I'm good.
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s got good aim.
Major Lennox: Yeah? Why's that?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I told them to hit the orange smoke.
[looks slowly at the orange smoke a few feet to his right]
Major Lennox: You mean that orange smoke?
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: It wasn't my best throw...
Chief Master Sergeant Epps, Major Lennox: RUUNNN!
[makes a break for it as the rain comes]
Doctor: [examining Megatron's body] Need parts! Kill ze little one!
[the Constructicons dismember one of their members]
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: [about Galloway] I really don't like that guy. He is an asshole!
Skids: Oh, look who came sashaying back!
Mudflap: Hair growing like a Chia Pet. Look at him.
Leo: I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, right?
Mudflap: That's 'cause your a pussy.
Leo: I think I'm allowed that, considering what I've been through.
Agent Simmons: [handing out a jar] Here, take one of these pills and slip it under your tongue. It's the high concentrate Polymer they put in Oreo cookies. It flukes the polygraph every time.
Sam Witwicky: What were you saying?
[Jetfire thrusts himself right in their faces, making them fall over]
Jetfire: I told my name was Jetfire! So stop judging me!
Wheelie: Whoa, somebody shit the bed this morning!
[after seeing Optimus Prime transform]
USAF Tech Sergeant Epps: You gotta wonder: if God made us in His image, who made him?
Major Lennox: Bring in Sideswipe.
Sideswipe: Clear a path!
Optimus Prime: [trying to stop Demolishor] Pull over!
Major Lennox: Arcee, you ready?
Arcee: We're locked and loaded.
Ron Witwicky: Upstairs, young lady! Upstairs NOW!
[to his son's horror, Ron slaps his wife's derriere]
Judy Witwicky: Don't call me young lady... you dirty old man!
[goes upstairs giggling]
Sam Witwicky: I can see what you're doing! This is not a rap video!
Megatron: Come here, boy. You remember me, don't you?
Sam Witwicky: Just let them go, okay? It's me you want, I'm the one who killed you, so just...
Megatron: Shut up!
[flicks Sam through a wall and onto a table]
Megatron: [pinning Sam down] It feels good to grab your flesh! I am going to kill you slowly, painfully, but first, we have some delicate work to do. How could I snap your limbs off! Doctor, examine this alien specimen.
Sam Witwicky: I'll scan you. Let's take a look at your face. I'm the doctor. The oddjob. Information!
[the Doctor scans Sam]
Megatron: These symbols can lead us to the Energon source.
Doctor: We must have the brain on the table! Chop, chop!
Sam Witwicky: Brain? What does he mean by my brain?
Megatron: Well, you have something on your mind, something I need.
Megatron: Hold on. I know your pissed. I know your pissed because I tried to kill you and it's completely understandable. If somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset, too. I think we have an oppurtunity here to start anew and develop our relationship and see what it leads us, okay? So, you just call the Doctor Inspector off and let's just talk for five seconds!
Optimus Prime: Sam? Where are you?
[Megatron runs Optimus Prime through with his blade and blasts him through the wound]
Megatron: You are so WEAK!
[a shocked Sam watches Optimus collapse]
Optimus Prime: Sam... run!
Ratchet: Ironhide, we should leave this planet...
Ironhide: That's not what Optimus would want.
Leo: Dead pigs...!
Mikaela Banes: YUCK!
Agent Simmons: What you are about to see is top secret. Do NOT tell my mother!
[Simmons reveals a secret bunker in a meat locker]
Leo: Swine flu, not good...
Agent Simmons: Now you know: next time you eat a goat or a pig, there's a story behind it, sad little story...
[Mikaela reveals a captured Wheelie]
Agent Simmons: I spent my whole life looking for NBEs, and you've got one on your leash like a Chihuahua...
[Wheelie leads the group to an SR-71 Blackbird jet]
Wheelie: Oh, there he is... This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen.
[Sam sticks the Allspark shard into the jet. Mikaela makes a closer examination of the plane, and discovers a symbol... ]
Mikaela Banes: Oh, shit... It's a Deception!
Agent Simmons: Decepticon? Behind the MiG NOW!
[Sam, Mikaela, Leo and Simmons scramble away as the Blackbird transforms]
Jetfire: What sort of hideous mausoleum is this?
[Jetfire spots the humans]
Jetfire: Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath!
[Cautiously, the humans approach the robot]
Jetfire: You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!
[bangs his head on a model of a satellite, which drops and just misses Sam]
Jetfire: Oh, bugger it!
[stands upright]
Jetfire: Behold, the eternal glory of Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override!
Wheelie: I tell you, this guy did NOT age well!
Mikaela Banes: I don't think he's gonna hurt us...
[in the middle of the Egyptian desert]
Leo: [looking around] Hey, I think we're in Vegas!
Agent Simmons: That really, really hurt. You just lucky that I didn't get hurt! People could have gotten killed, okay? And if I would have gotten hurt, you would have heard...
Jetfire: Oh, shut up! I told you I was opening a space bridge, it's the fastest way to travel to Egypt...
Sam Witwicky: [his hand injured and bandaged] When did you... When did you tell us? You didn't tell us anything. You didn't tell us anything. Why are we in Egypt?
Jetfire: Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling! You were duly informed!
Mikaela Banes: Okay, so how do we stop him?
Jetfire: Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen.
Sam Witwicky: Optimus Prime?
[Jetfire leans forward to look at Sam]
Jetfire: So, you've met a Prime? Why, you must have met a great descendant. Is he alive, here on this planet?
Sam Witwicky: He sacrificed himself to protect me.
Jetfire: So, he's dead. Without a Prime, it's impossible. No one else could stop The Fallen.
Sam Witwicky: So, the same energy that's gonna be used to reactivate the machine, could that energy be used to reactive Optimus and bring him back to life?
Jetfire: It was never designed for that purpose, but it's an energy like no other.
Sam Witwicky: So, then how do you get us to the Matrix before the Decepticons get to me?
Jetfire: Follow your mind, your map, your symbols. What you carved in the sand, it's your clue. "When dawn lights the Dagger's Tip, Three Kings will reveal the doorway!" Find the doorway! Go now! GO! That was my mission! It's YOUR mission now! Go before the Decepticons find me and find you!
[Sam, Mikaela, Leo, Simmons, Bumblebee and the Twins leave]
Mikaela Banes: Here we are in the middle of the desert, with the stars above us, and you still can't tell me you love me.
[Optimus is resurrected with the Matrix]
Optimus Prime: [to Sam] Boy, you returned for me...
Jetfire: [awestruck] A living Prime. I don't believe it!
[the Fallen warps and jumps on Prime, and plucks the Matrix from his chest]
The Fallen: My Matrix
[warps off]
[first lines]
Optimus Prime: Earth, birthplace of the human race, a species much like our own, capable of great compassion and great violence. For in our quest to protect the humans, a deeper revelation dawns. Our worlds have met before.
[Mikaela throws her suitcase at Alice, and collects it back]
Wheelie: [inside the case] Let me out! Let me outta here!
[after the forest fight]
Megatron: That went well.
Starscream: But we've lost the boy, Master. The Autobots must be shielding their signals...
Megatron: I can't even rely on you to find a simgle human insect!
[Megatron thwacks Starscream with his own arm and kicks him]
Starscream: One insect among seven billion...
Megatron: [steps on Starscream] SHUT UP!
Starscream: He could be anywhere!
Megatron: Then we will force them to find him for us! It's time for the world to know about our presence. No more disguises. No mercy! The time has come for my master's arrival.
Leo: [about Simmons] You know him?
Sam Witwicky: We're old friends...
Agent Simmons: Oh, sure we are! You're the guy that terminated Sector 7 and sent me to work HERE! NBE-1's still kicking, right? And you're all over the news!
Sam Witwicky: Hey! I have been seeing symbols all over the place! I had a squidbot inserted into my cranium! And now I have got the whole world after me because of something in my mind!
[hobbling around]
Jetfire: Itchy, wretched rust in my arse!
[scratches himself]
Jetfire: Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors build a great machine. It harvests Energon by destroying suns.
Sam Witwicky: Destroy suns?
Leo: You mean blow them up?
Jetfire: Yes! You see, in the beginning, there were seven Primes, our original leaders. And they set out into the universe, seeking distant suns to harvest. The Primes set out with one rule: never destroy a planet with life. Until one of them tried to defy this rule. And his name was, forevermore, the Fallen...
[projects a hologram and narrates the events seen within]
Jetfire: He despised the human race, and he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine. The only way to activate it is with a legendary key called the Matrix of Leadership. A great battle took place over the possession of the Matrix. The Fallen was stronger than his brothers, so they had no choice but to steal and hide it from him. In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away in a tomb made of their very own bodies. A tomb we cannot find.
[shuts off the hologram]
Jetfire: Somewhere, buried in this desert, that deadly machine remains. The Fallen knows where it is, and if he finds the Tomb of the Primes, you world will be no more.
[facing Devastator]
Skids: Let's beat this guy down!
Mudflap: Nobody messes with the Twins!
Agent Simmons: Okay, so a giant robot's out to break apart a pyramid, that'll release a machine that'll eat suns! If that happens, goodbye sun, goodbye earth, goodbye everything!... not on my watch. Not on my watch!
Wheelie: I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides, to the Warrior Goddess.
[climbs on Mikaela's foot]
Wheelie: Who's your little Autobot?
Mikaela Banes: Aww, You're cute...
Wheelie: Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Say my name, say my name...
Sam Witwicky: What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?
Mikaela Banes: At least he's faithful, Sam.
Mikaela Banes: Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted. Can you just... Can you stop?
[pulls Wheelie off Mikaela]
Wheelie: Hey, what are you doing?
[Skids and Mudflap try to chase Sideways as an ice cream, but crash into a wall]
Skids: I messed that up... I'm okay...
Mudflap: This is combat, man! What's wrong with you?
Galloway: Now, under the Classified Alien-Autobot Cooperation Act, you agreed to share your intel with us but not your advancements in weaponry.
Optimus Prime: We've witnessed your human capacity for war. You would absolutely bring more harm than good.
[on the radio with a difficult captain]
Agent Simmons: We have got the mother of ALL NBEs on us...!
[At dawn, Sam Witwicky looks up in the sky and makes a discovery]
Sam Witwicky: [calling his friends] Okay, look up there!
[points at a cluster of stars]
Sam Witwicky: See that? That's Orion's Belt! However, it's also known as the "Three Kings" because the Three Wise Men followed it when going East. We gotta follow those stars immediately!
[arriving at the Pyramids]
Starscream: Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the soldiers brought the body of Prime.
Megatron: The boy must have the Matrix... we cannot let him reach Optimus! Decepticons! Begin our assault!
[Sam and Mikaela run through pillars]
Starscream: Spring the trap, Rampage.
[Rampage unloads Ron and Judy]
[Devastator is destroyed]
Agent Simmons: Yeesss!
Ratchet: Jolt, electrify! Transfer those afterburners!
[Jolt charges and fuses Jetfire's parts with Optimus]
[Leo dials on a cellphone]
Sam Witwicky: What're you doing?
Leo: Making a call so I can get outta here!
[Sam snatches the phone]
Sam Witwicky: Dude, the government can track us with these!
[breaks the phone]
Leo: They can track us?
[Mikaela catches Sam with Alice]
Alice: Is that your girlfriend?
Mikaela Banes: EX!
[Sam invites Alice into his Camaro for a ride]
Bumblebee: [through his radio] "Your cheatin' heart..."
Skids: This is what you call blending in like a ninja.
Mudflap: Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face.
[going into battle]
Skids: Are you scared?
Mudflap: I'm scared only of your ugly face!
Skids: I'm your twin, you stupid genius...!
Sam Witwicky: Say that word again, say that word again...
Mikaela Banes: Cammmshafts!
Mikaela Banes: Hey, Bones, you hungry?
Agent Simmons: One man...
Leo: Awww...
Agent Simmons: ...alone...
Leo: Come on...
Agent Simmons: ...abandoned by the country he loves...
Leo: Okay, would you stop? You're not alone, all right? You got me!
[during the assault by the Decepticons]
Leo: [breaking down] Make it stop, make it stop... let me out of here!
Agent Simmons: Shut up!
[tasers Leo]
Agent Simmons: I can't take that kid!
[Lennox and Sam are under attack by Mixmaster]
Jetfire: [flying] INCOMING!
[transforms]
Jetfire: Stick the landing... Arrggghhhh!
[crash-lands, and attacks Mixmaster]
Jetfire: Behold the glory of Jetfire!
[slices Mixmaster in half]
Jetfire: Now let me show you how we brought the pain in MY day!
[stomps on Mixmaster and breaks off his head]
Skids, Mudflap: Yo, Leo!
Leo: These guys are gonna give me a heart attack!
Mudflap: You know what? I think he's scared!
Skids: Hey, Mudlap, what we gonna do with this shrimp taco?
Mudflap: Bust a cap in his ass, lock him in the trunk, ain't nobody gon' know nothin', know what I mean?
Leo: Hey, would you stop? I'm right here, and I can hear you! No one's busting any caps in any asses! I've had a hell of a day!
Skids: Ah, go whine to your boyfriend!
Galloway: An intergalactic blood feud has been brought to our world, and I will do whatever it takes to get it off our planet!
[rips off Lennox's badges]
Galloway: [sneer] You won't be needing these anymore!
[NEST brings Optimus's body to Egypt]
Chief Master Sergeant Epps: I sure hope this kid knows what he's doing...
Major Lennox: Yeah, me too.
[sensing Demolishor]
Ironhide: He's here. I smell him.
[Mikaela discovers Wheelie and captures him]
Wheelie: Is that the best you got, huh? Is that the best you can do?
Mikaela Banes: What are you doing here, you little freak?
[she grabs a blowtorch, and burns Wheelie's right eye off]
Wheelie: That's my eye, you crazy bitch!
[clips a blue eye over his injured one as a replacement]
Mikaela Banes: You gonna talk now?
Wheelie: I seek knowledge from the Cube. The Fallen demands me!
Mikaela Banes: What knowledge?
Wheelie: You got the shard, I need the shard. Give me the shard. I need the shard. They're gonna whack me! I'm gonna be dead with that shard!
[Mikaela toys with Wheelie's good eye with the blowtorch]
Wheelie: Easy, Warrior Goddess, I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!
Mikaela Banes: Then I'm your worst nightmare!
Wheelie: Hey, hey, hey!
[Mikaela grabs Wheelie and stuffs him in a box]
[about the Twins]
Wheelie: Dumb Autobots...
Jetfire: This planet was visited by our race once before, by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago. They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon, the lifeblood of our race. Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize and rust... like my wretched self! Do you have any idea what it's like to slowly fall part and die?
Agent Simmons: Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer? Beginning, middle, end. Facts, details. Condense: Plot. Tell it!
Galloway: So let me ask: If we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?
Optimus Prime: Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honour it. But before your President decides, please ask him this: What if we leave, and you're wrong?
Major Lennox: [poking Galloway] That's a good question...
Ticket Agent: And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today?
Wheelie: [muffled, inside a box] Yeah, a live bomb!
[Mikaela slams her foot on the box]
Mikaela Banes: No.
[the Fallen makes a broadcast in Times Square]
The Fallen: Citizens of the human hive, your leaders have withheld the truth. You are not alone in the universe. We have lived among you, hidden, but no more. As you've seen, we destroy your cities at will, unless you turn over this boy.
[images of Sam appear]
The Fallen: If not, the world as you know it will be destroyed. Find him.
[a Camaro crashes Sam's party]
Leo: You have a car, man? That's awesome!
[Wheelie gets his foot caught in a mousetrap and starts cursing, catching Bonecrusher's attention]
Wheelie: What're you looking at, yah slobberpuss?
[he gets his other foot caught in a sticky pad]
Wheelie: This place is a freaking house of horrors!
The Fallen: Yeesss... the last Prime is dead. The time I have waited for has finally arrived.
[gets up from his throne]
The Fallen: Revenge is mine!
Leo: Okay, I'm just gonna go to the cops, all right? I don't have to mention your name...
Sam Witwicky: Hey, you wanted aliens, you got them! This is the deal, man, the Real Effing Deal!
[Soundwave tracks down the Witwickys in Paris]
Soundwave: Yeesss...
[makes a call]
Judy Witwicky: Hello? Hello?
Soundwave: Where is the boy?
Judy Witwicky: Hello?
Soundwave: Where is the boy?
Judy Witwicky: You don't impress me with your heavy breathing, you nutcase!
[hangs up]
Judy Witwicky: Pervert!
Galloway: The only remaining piece of your "alien Allspark" is locked in an electomagnetic vault, here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.
Soundwave: Decepticons, we have located the shard.
Soundwave: [after receiving intel from Wheelie about the Allspark fragment] Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her, retrieve it.
Graham: Cover Optimus!
Skids: Hey, man, you shot me in the face!
Starscream: Come here, boy!
Ratchet: [about Galloway] This fool is terribly misinformed!
[deployed to intercept Demolishor]
Optimus Prime: Autobots, I'm in pursuit!
[Devastator is formed]
Skids: Look at that motherf...!
Judy Witwicky: [touring Sam's college] People are sure friendly here. Some kids just gave me this bag of brownies.
Sam Witwicky: Mom, that's not a brownie! Don't take it!
Judy Witwicky: Sam, I am your mother and I can do what I want!
[Sam, Mikaela, Leo and Simmons run after Jetfire, the Autobots joining in the chase]
Agent Simmons: [looking back at the smashed wall] The museum is going to be very angry, very angry! We gotta catch that plane!
Leo: We're trusting a guy who can't even remember which planet he's on?
[at Petra]
Agent Simmons: Well, this is the biggest door I've seen in my life...
Agent Simmons: Sometimes you make it to the end of the rainbow, and a leprechaun's placed a booby-trap!
[surrounded by Devastator's Construction vehicles]
Agent Simmons: You ever see "Gunfight at the O.K. Corral"?
Leo: No.
Agent Simmons: Starring Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas?
Leo: No, why?
Agent Simmons: Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
Leo: Is that good?
Agent Simmons: A lot of people died...
[they watch on as the Constructions tranform and combine to form Devastator]
[Optimus shoots Megatron in the face and blasts him through a wall]
Megatron: Starscrearrgghhh!
Optimus Prime: Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.
Sam Witwicky: You're welcome. Thank you for believing in me.
[empowered by Jetfire, Ratchet and Jolt]
Optimus Prime: Let's ROLL!
Leo: [about Mikaela] She can hotwire a car? That's so hot!
[sucked into Devastator's vortex]
Mudflap: I don't want to die! Kung fu grip, boy, kung fu grip...!
[gets sucked inside]
Judy Witwicky: Sam Witwicky, you and I are gonna have a word!
[turns to Mikaela, who has just arrived at the house]
Judy Witwicky: Hi, Mikaela. I have a bald spot.
[Optimus, in truck mode and carrying Sam, is being chased by Megatron in tank mode]
Sam Witwicky: Here he comes!
[Megatron and Optimus Prime transform; Megatron tackles Prime just as Sam jumps out]
Optimus Prime: HIDE, SAM!
Arcee: We'll provide you with cover fire...
[gets hit]
Sam Witwicky: Maybe we can help each other. You know things I don't know, I know things you don't know.
Leo: I don't think he knows what we know.
[Sam carves Cybertronian symbols into the ground with a dagger]
Sam Witwicky: I could do this all day. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols. They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind, and Megatron want what's in my mind, him and someone called the Fallen...
Jetfire: The Fallen? I know him. He left me here to rust! The original Decepticon! He's terrible to work for, it's always apocalyose, chaos, crisis...
[scrutinizes the symbols]
Jetfire: These transcriptions, they were part of my mission! The Fallen's search... I remember now!... for the Dagger's Tip, a-and the Key!
Sam Witwicky: Slow down! The Dagger's Tip? The key? What are you talking about?
Jetfire: [activating a space bridge] No time to explain! Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die!
[Humans and robots vanish into a flare of light, they all fall in the sand as they arrive in Egypt]
Jetfire: Well, that wasn't so bad. I just hope we're still on the right planet.
Ron Witwicky: Sam!
Judy Witwicky: What?
Ron Witwicky: Sam!
Sam Witwicky: Mom! Dad!
[Rampage launches himself in front of Sam, tossing his parents around]
Sam Witwicky: Wait! WAIT!
Ron Witwicky: Sam, listen to me! I want you to run!
Sam Witwicky: Wait, wait, wai...
[Sam hears a whistle, and catches sight of a hidden Bumblebee... ]
Sam Witwicky: Okay...
[holds up his sock]
Rampage: Okay, this is what you want... and I know you need me, 'cause I know about the Matrix...
Ron Witwicky: [growling] Sam Witwicky...
Judy Witwicky: Sam, just go!
Judy Witwicky: Sam, listen to your father!
Ron Witwicky: Sam, they're gonna kill us all anyway!
Sam Witwicky: Look, just come over here and take it, don't harm them... okay. BUMBLEBEE!
[Bumblebee jumps on Rampage]
Sam Witwicky: Take 'im down, Bee!
[Sam encounters the Dynasty of Seven Primes]
Prime #3, Prime #2, Prime #1: Sam... we have been watching you for a long, long time. You have fought for Optimus, our last descendant, with courage and sacrifice, the qualities of a leader. A leader worthy of our secret. The Matrix of Leadership cannot be found, it must be earned. Return now to Optimus. Merge the Matrix with his spark. It was, and has always been, your destiny...
[Sam wakes up]
Sam Witwicky: [about the kiss from Alice] You ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue? It's fun for me, okay, Mikaela? And it smelled like... Like diesel! Like a diesel-y tinge to it!
Mikaela Banes: You're such a little girl!
[an Egyptian Guard comes up to them]
Agent Simmons: These are my people. I'm one-thirty-six Arab.
Wheelie: Great, a freaking Munchkin. Little people are mean. Tell him he's tall.
Major Lennox: [as he's about to revive Sam] Stay back! Mikaela, stay back!
Mikaela Banes: Fucking do something!
[surrounded by soldiers]
Ratchet: What is the meaning of this?
Ironhide: You dare point a weapon at ME? You want a piece of me? I WILL TEAR YOU APART!
[Galloway interrupts the NEST briefing to General Morshaower]
Major Lennox: Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor. The President just appointed him liaison
[rolls his eyes]
General Morshower: Well I guess I didn't get that memo.
Wheelie: Come on, come on!
Mikaela Banes: I'm sorry. Please just examine these photos, and then we'll leave you alone...
[a pacified and flattered Wheelie examines the photos]
Wheelie: Hmmm... oh, these are the Seekers! Real ancient robots, oldest of the old! They used to wander around the galaxy looking for something, I don't know what...
[in a bout of flatulence, a parachute ejects from Jetfire, causing him to topple backwards]
Jetfire: [creaking] My processors are fried...!
Sam Witwicky: Bee, get in the garage! NOW!
Bumblebee: [through his radio] "Whatever!"
Mikaela Banes: I love you.
Sam Witwicky: I... adore you.
[Simmons reveals he is wearing a thong]
Sam Witwicky: What is THAT?
Agent Simmons: What? Oh, I wear it for more agility. It's a baseball thing.
[Leo accidentally tazers himself and falls on top of a guard]
Agent Simmons: [entering the toilet] What are you DOING?
Leo: [in agony] How many times can you get tazered in the nuts before you can't have kids?
Leo: You're an amateur, kid, a rank amateur...!
Jetfire: [wounded by Scorponok] I'm too old for this scrap...!

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