Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008 Video)
[to Fry and Leela, as he hugs them]
Bender: I love you meatbags!
Earth President Richard Nixon: Row-rowoo! The tentacles are coming toward Earth and there's no stopping it. King Kong is too old to save us this time!
[looking at an old gorilla with a walker and an equally old woman in his hand]
Philip J. Fry: I'll miss you, Bender. You and your robots, take good care of Earth. Here. These are the keys to the Bermuda Triangle. Lock up when the world ends.
Bender: [Fry is about to go to heaven] Wait, let me come with you.
Philip J. Fry: I'm sorry, Bender, robots don't go to heaven.
Bender: [sobbingly] Death to humans.
Bender: Bender to crew: I have reached the gateway to another universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion.
[turning away from the gateway]
Bender: Hey, other universe, bite my shiny metal ass!
[gets his ass zapped by the gateway]
Turanga Leela: People of everywhere, I have shocking news!
Yivo: Hey, butt out!
Turanga Leela: These aren't tentacles, they're gentacles!
Philip J. Fry: Ewwwwwww...
Philip J. Fry: What Bender? Is something wrong?
Bender: Yes. I joined the club I thought was cool. But it turned out all leaguee-weegies are totally lame. That's what we call ourselves. Leaguee-weegies.
Philip J. Fry: Oh I'm sorry. I shoud have asked what was bothering you. I've been kind of preoccupied.
Bender: With what?
Philip J. Fry: Well, I went to another Universe and fell in love with a giant octopus; and now I'm Pope of a new religion.
Dr. Zoidberg: I thought I was fighting for my freedom!
Professor Farnsworth: NO!
Philip J. Fry: Yivo proposed! We're moving in with shkler!
Bender: Y-you're leaving? But why can't Yivo just move in with us? We'll put a cot in Europe.
Professor Farnsworth: Don't be daft, Bender. Yivo can't breathe outside the electric ether of shkler own universe. If shkle came here, shkle would shkluffocate.
Bender: No shklit.
[Fry and Colleen are riding the 2-D Tunnel of Love]
Philip J. Fry: Wow, Colleen, you even look beautiful in *2*-D?
Colleen: I do? But from your perspective, I'm just a line segment.
Philip J. Fry: A really hot line segment.
Stephen Hawking's Head: Welcome. I am the pickled head of Stephen Hawking on a way cool rocket.
Turanga Leela: Black-Hole Hawking? Wow! If I knew I was going to meet you I would have done something with my hair!
Stephen Hawking's Head: You should have.
Philip J. Fry: I don't know if I can put my heart on the line again only to have it broken and stumped on like a nerd's face.
Professor Farnsworth: Now I've often said "good news" when sending you on a mission of extreme danger; so when I say this anomaly is dangerous, you can imagine how dangerous I really think it is.
Hermes Conrad: Not dangerous at all?
Professor Farnsworth: Actually, quite dangerous indeed.
Hermes Conrad: That is quite dangerous!
Professor Farnsworth: Indeed.
Bender: What's the matter? Did someone die or something?
Turanga Leela: Kiff died, Bender.
Bender: Yes! Nailed it!
Zapp Brannigan: Hell of a thing sending another universe to certain doom. Lots of fun, though. Makes a man feel big.
Professor Farnsworth: Don't listen to a word he says!
Dr. Ogden Wernstrom: But I'm agreeing with you!
Professor Farnsworth: I'll make you eat those words!
Yivo: I should go now. The nature of your universe is burning me... even worse than my gonorrhea. You should get checked by the way.
Colleen: Sorry I've been taking up so much of Fry's time. He's just so interesting. Have you seen how much cotton candy he can eat?
Professor Farnsworth: Oh, my, yes. 5.1 pounds. That's why his blood is so good on pancakes.
Earth President Richard Nixon: If there's one thing Nixon is known for, it's class. Let's cut this turd loose!