My Last Five Girlfriends (2009)

 |  Comedy  |  19 March 2010 (UK)
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Duncan navigates the unsteady world of romance and relationships, going through five girlfriends in four years. Unfortunately, none of them turn out well.



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Cast overview, first billed only:
Johnny Ball ...
Statistics Expert
Michael Douglas ...
Shoe afficianardo
Chris Gascoyne ...
Brendan O'Hea ...
Steve Ryde ...
Man on Bus
Ian Kirkby ...
Tour Guide


After yet another failed relationship, 30-something Duncan (Brendan Patricks) decides to quiz his last five girlfriends to find out what went wrong in order to figure out how to find love. With advice from bizarre sources and intense flights of fancy, finally Duncan realises that love is a battleground where only the fittest can survive. Written by xJROCKx61

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19 March 2010 (UK)  »

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The initials of Duncan's five girlfriends - Wendy, Olive, Rhona, Natalie and Gemma - make up the word "wrong," which is misspelled (perhaps deliberately) when placed in chronological order. See more »


[first lines]
Duncan: [writing] Dear Wendy, Olive, Rhona, Natalie and Gemma. I hope you're happy. If that sounds sarcastic, it was meant to. What you've collectively done to me...
[gets a new pen]
Duncan: What you've collectively done to me...
[gets another pen]
Duncan: What you've collectively done to me is quite an achievement. Four years ago, I was happy to believe in a very simple concept. You might have heard of it, it's called LOVE. But thanks to the five of you, I now know that love is a lie, a myth specifically ...
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Crazy Credits

The film has a false ending five minutes before the film actually ends, with closing credits starting up and then getting canceled thanks to Duncan's own admission of the false ending. See more »


Written by K. McCracken, J. Ward, J. Dalby, and J. Hannan
Performed by Gloria Cycles
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Mostly annoying, but cute star, hilarious boots
12 February 2014 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

Four stars because Brendan Patricks is cute; this character could easily be EXTREMELY annoying, but he never is, not for one second.

The theme park gimmick is sort of clever, and the red boots are hilarious. I laughed out loud. Otherwise this movie is mostly tiresome and occasionally irritating - especially the WAY-TOO-LONG final section with Naomie Harris.

But then I'm gay; I like women, and I admire them a lot, but the notion of being attracted to them sexually is weird. I can usually get around that hurdle when watching straight movies, but for some reason I couldn't with this one.

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