Albino Farm (2009)

User Rating:

(awaiting 5 votes)

Directors:

Joe Anderson
Sean McEwen

Writers:

Joe Anderson (writer)
Sean McEwen (writer)

Genre:

Horror

Plot:

College students exploring the Ozark Mountains for a school assignment, stumble upon a group of scary, redneck cave-dwellers. |

Cast

Tammin Sursok	...	Stacey
Chris Jericho	...	Levi
Richard Christy	...	Caleb
Duane Whitaker	...	Jeremiah
Sunkrish Bala	...	Sanjay
Nick Richey	...	Brian
Alicia Lagano	...	Melody
Kevin Spirtas	...	Preacher
Christopher Michael White	...	Jacob
Alex Neustaedter	...	Samuel
Bianca Barnett	...	Pig Bitch
Paul Ford	...	Old Dwarf
Joe Koenig	...	Pudge #1
James Koenig	...	Pudge #2
Doris Rapp	...	Waitress

MPAA:

Rated R for horror violence, language and brief nudity.

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:R (certificate #45321)

Filming Locations:

Missouri, USA

Company:

Anxiety Island Entertainment

Worst Bit Of Saliva I Have Ever Swallowed

I don't understand why financiers would waste their money (not to mention time)to provide us with such inept film work. I was unfortunately sucked into this grim tale by my curiosity about he mystique and legend that surrounds the Ozark terrain.

After the opening credits (which were good, thats why it gets a 2, you start noticing the shoddy camera work and FX, jeez these were bad. I in fact thought that this was in fact a parody of movies in this Genre (in the vein of Sam Raimi or even the Wayans Bros) until i realized that this was in fact horrible attempt at entertainment. The actors were absolutely atrocious, I wanted them to get slaughtered especially the white dude. Someone inviting that much trouble ought to get it. But let me tell you, you are going to have to wait for some gore, its only in the latter part (past 40min) that you will get a dose what i consider the worst CGI i have ever seen, worst than a Mark Dacascos movie. The make ups on the deformed people where so bad, you could in fact notice that they were wearing masks. MASKS, you gotta be kidding.

As for Y2J, he acts better on a WWE episode than he ever will in a movie. The Rock, Cena even Kennedy have managed moderate to big budget roles, the rock has even made it his full time career, i don't understand how Y2J would pick a crappy movie like this. Don't believe the hype, believe the word.

Bottom Line, on my top 10 crappolla list just behind the 5th Commandment, and in front of 10 Dead Men. Jeez Louiz