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Life Blood (2009)

R | | Horror | Video 27 April 2010
New Year's Eve, 1969: While driving on the Pearblossom Highway, a lesbian couple encounters the creator of the universe. Laid to rest for 40 years, the women wake up on New Year's Day as reborn creatures.

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Brooke Anchel
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Rhea Cohen
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Warren James
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Dan Griggs
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Deputy Felix Shoe
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Sherrif Tillman
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God / Waitress
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Steve
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Patricia (as Gina Gallegos)
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Lizzy
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Officer Cook
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Tim (as Stephen Monroe-Taylor)
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Jenny
Mark Hodos ...
Bill
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New Year's Eve, 1969: While driving on the Pearblossom Highway, a lesbian couple encounters the creator of the universe. Laid to rest for 40 years, the women wake up on New Year's Day as reborn creatures.

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They are not your average creatures of the night.

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Rated R for violence, sexual content and language | See all certifications »

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27 April 2010 (USA)  »

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$1,000,000 (estimated)
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1.85 : 1
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In the closing cast credits, the word "Sheriff" is misspelled. See more »

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Brooke Anchel: I'm gonna kill you and kill you and kill you.
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Mellow Yellow
Written and Performed by Donovan (as Donovan Leitch)
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Buffy the Holy Vampire Avenger
26 March 2010 | by (St. Cloud, Minnesota) – See all my reviews

This "film" was made for people who were severely, nay - obsessively, disappointed that there wasn't more lesbianism on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." I mean, why else would anyone make this half-hearted attempt at a movie? The plot, as divined from the back of the Burger King bag upon which it was scrawled, involves God (!) coming down to earth to select an earthly avenger. (Seems people didn't learn from that whole 40 day flood thing and she's cheesed off again.) God's plan for the chastisement of humanity? Simple - make a randomly selected lesbian into an unstoppable vampire killing machine and send her out to smite the wicked.

Seriously.

Yes, that's the best plan an omniscient, omnipresent and omni-benevolent Deity could come up with - a plot that would have been rejected by the pea-brained corporate cretins who run cable TV. And SHE created US? And the world and everything in it? AND She screws even *that* up, if you can believe it. When her chosen earthly avatar pleads for the life of her lover, who also happens to be a psychopathic killer, God takes pity and turns her, too, into an unstoppable vampire.

Did I say 'omniscient?' Sorry. I meant 'dumb as a bag of hammers.' All that is just the set up for the ultimate battle between the scantily clad lesbians of good and evil. That makes it sound a lot more interesting than it is, since there wasn't nearly enough budget for an apocalyptic showdown. In fact, there was barely enough for a minor skirmish between the forces of nice and mean. The only upside to this apocalyptic train wreck is that the evil vampire lesbian gets to kill as annoying a bunch of bit players, extras and has-beens as has ever been assembled.

Certainly not enough to build a movie around, nu? But that's the real secret of "Murder World." It isn't really a movie. "Murder World" is poorly made masturbation material for lonely vampire-obsessed comic book collecting fan-boys. Everyone else - feel free to avoid this sticky mess like you would one of the Ten Plagues of Egypt.


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