Kurt: [looking at the picture of the girl in the bikini] Whoa, she's hot.
[Carey gives him a look]
Kurt: Cause she's at the beach... where it's hot, which is why she's in a bikini!
Zack Martin: I don't deserve this.
Carey Martin: Sure you do, honey. We are all so proud of you.
Zack Martin: But...
Kurt: Yeah pal, you made us so proud.
Zack Martin: No, I didn't! Cause I didn't graduate!
Mr. Moseby: [sarcastic tone] There's a shock.
Barbara Brownstein: You know when we get to high school, I'm taking five AP classes!
Cody Martin: I'm taking six!
[Barbara stomps on Cody's foot, only to hurt herself]
Cody Martin: Steel-toe boots!
[dances away with glee]
Cody Martin: You know, Mom's really gonna be mad when she finds out you're not graduating.
Zack Martin: Well she can't be too mad when she finds out I saved a life.
Cody Martin: Whose life did you save?
Zack Martin: [trying to shove an apple in his mouth] Here, choke on this.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: What took you so long? Did the storm slow you down?
London Tipton: No, I added an extra twenty minutes to my massage because your call really stressed me out.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: I hate you!
London Tipton: I have the helicopter.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: Love you. Let's go!