Nina Van Horn: If you want your video to play on MTV, you need some hot girls.
Simon Leeds: I don't want any woman in my video unless it's you.
Dennis Finch: You want this to air on MTV or the History Channel?
Dennis Finch: So, Norway. You guys really rolled over for the Nazis, didn't you?
Nina Van Horn: Tess, I love you, and you mean the world to me, but if you call me grandma again I'll have to crush your neck.
Elliot DiMauro: I feel like a twelve year old boy.
Maya Gallo: You are not a twelve year old boy.
Vicki Costa: You're a twelve year old girl, you big ballerina.