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"Californication" California Son (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Quotes

Al Moody: Life's too short to dance with fat chicks.

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Hank Moody: You can't snort a line of coke off a woman's ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly.

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Trixie: So what are your thoughts of rehab?

Hank Moody: Rehab is for quitters.

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Charlie Runkle: I'm sorry about your old man. You know, he was a good guy.

Hank Moody: No he was not. He used to say you looked like a walking penis.

Charlie Runkle: Well, that's not very nice.

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Al Moody: [seeing a guy who looks like Tom Cruise] I liked him in that Vietnam movie. He played a good cripple.

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