The Lumberjack of All Trades (2006)

Mark the Lumberjack is a woodsman with a bad temper and an even worse drinking problem. The Prospector, a gold-hunting old man awakens a monster within the hills. Sheriff Hanson and Deputy ... See full summary »

Director:

Eric B. Walter

Writers:

Matthew LaCurts, Eric B. Walter

Stars:

Ken Johnson, The Chris Bosies, Sammy Barnes

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Ken Johnson	...	Mark the Lumberjack
The Chris Bosies	...	Brick McPherson
Sammy Barnes	...	Greasy Joe
Warren Bloodsworth Jr.	...	Winston
Bob Connelly	...	The Prospector
Don Atkinson	...	Bunky
Matt Ripa	...	Sam Bucket
John Taylor	...	Bob Bucket
Josh Taylor	...	Bill Bucket
Graham Caldwell	...	Sheriff Hanson
Kurt Ludwick	...	Deputy Allen
Jim King	...	The Doc
Richard Bird	...	Arnie
Paul Klaverweiden	...	Mitch
Jordan A. Nichols	...	Frank Greene

Storyline

Mark the Lumberjack is a woodsman with a bad temper and an even worse drinking problem. The Prospector, a gold-hunting old man awakens a monster within the hills. Sheriff Hanson and Deputy Allen, prove themselves incapable of handling the monster. The fate of the town falls into the hands of Mark and his rag-tag group of rebels: Brick McPherson the strong arm with an insatiable appetite, Greasy Joe the mechanic and Brick's sidekick, and Winston the old war veteran who can find the humor in any situation. Can this team of troublemakers take down the savage beast that is ravaging the town?

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Plot Keywords:

lumberjack | bigfoot | trades | redneck

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Taglines:

A Romantic Comedy for the Entire Family!

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Genres:

Action | Comedy | Horror

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Certificate:

Unrated

Details

Official Sites:

Official site

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

9 June 2006 (USA)

Also Known As:

Bigfoot Massacre

Filming Locations:

Dickerson, Maryland, USA

Box Office

Budget:

$15,000 (estimated)

Company Credits

Production Co:

Dimension 5 Productions

Technical Specs

Runtime:

71 min

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

User Reviews

The bloodiest comedy I've ever seen!

A hairy Bigfoot creature bent on the destruction of all mankind arrives in Townville, USA to reek havoc on the local rednecks. This film is an interesting blend of dark comedy and gore sequences, which personally, I found to be the most hilarious. Clearly a bow to the drive-in era, the cast is filled with over-the-top characters, including Mark the Lumberjack who sometimes wears a flannel shirt and jeans, the other times is in blood-stained long johns. His drunken pals bumble about the town, weapons in hand, ready to destroy Bigfoot once and for all.

Make sure you have a few beers in hand before popping this one into the player. You're gonna need 'em!