Cashmere Mafia (TV Series)

Dangerous Liaisons (2008)

Lucy Liu: Mia Mason

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• Caitlin Dowd : There's a new blog out called 'Regrets Only' which posts gossip on women in business. Read what the latest post has.

  Zoe Burden : [reading from the printout]  "Which Lily Parish Cosmetic executive has been seen canoodoling all over town with her hot, chocolate ad agency rep? These ladies are sharing more than makeup tips."

  Mia Mason : Canoodoling? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

  Caitlin Dowd : Never mind. "Hot chocolate"? What does that make me?

  Mia Mason : A marshmellow?

• Caitlin Dowd : Oh my God!

  Mia Mason : What? "Oh my God, good?" Or, "oh my God, bad?"

  Caitlin Dowd : Oh my God, crap!

• Mia Mason : No right-minded woman with the ability to kill this cover wouldn't kill this cover.

  Todd McDonnell : You're killing the cover?

  Mia Mason : No, you're killing it.

  Todd McDonnell : It's a great cover, Mia. It's loud, it's obnoxious. It's going to make a huge splash. I woun't kill it unless you order me to.

  Mia Mason : Don't you think we're sending the wrong message here? Shouldn't we be telling men that they shouldn't be so threatened when a woman succeeds? That a woman can work hard and be good at what she does? As good as a man. You know what? Sometimes, even better. And that that man will respect me and love me, maybe even love me more? Not just run away and never call, not even to say, "Hey, how ya doing, how's the job and oh, God, I'm sorry we didn't get married, but I'm still thinking about you!" Huh? How about that?

  Todd McDonnell : Are we still talking about the magazine cover?

  Mia Mason : Yes!

• Caitlin Dowd : It's not bad enough I'm slammed at work. I get outed as a blind item in this ridiculous blog? Whatever happened to a woman's right to kiss another woman in public without it being posted all over the internet? I hate the freaking internet!

  Mia Mason : Stop it! You're spinning.

  Caitlin Dowd : I know! But I was just exploring all of this, and now I'm a parlor game for bored assistants. And, I haven't heard from Alicia for days. I don't even know what she's thinking.

  Mia Mason : The phone works both ways. You can call her. I'm sure she's wondering what you're thinking.

  Caitlin Dowd : Really?

• Mia Mason : Why is there a man on a dinner plate about to be eaten by a woman on the cover of my magazine?

  Todd McDonnell : It's the zeitgeist. Female execs are taking over. Movie studios, Silicon Valley, maybe our next president, God help us. The whole paradigm is flipped. Men are holding on for dear life. They want help.

  Mia Mason : I'm sure they do. And I get that controversy sells, but honesty? Corporate women are faceless cannibals? Who thinks like that?

  Todd McDonnell : Men.

• Zoe Burden : [to Juliet]  So, this is it? This is really going to happen? You're going to do it?

  Mia Mason : Of course she is.

  Zoe Burden : Look, I'm all for fighting fire with fire. But revenge sex? I mean, doesn't that seem a little "Yuck"?

  Mia Mason : If your husband cheats on you, you're officially entitled to one free "yuck." It's the law.