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The Bounty Hunter (2010) Poster

(I) (2010)

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Nicole Hurley: Can't we talk about this?

Milo Boyd: Fine. What do you want to say?

Nicole Hurley: [after a pause] I am not letting you take me to jail.

Milo Boyd: Duly noted. Let's go.

[scoops her over his shoulder]

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[Nicole is calling Milo from inside his trunk]

Milo Boyd: Nic... Nicole?

Nicole Hurley: [crying] Please stop...

Milo Boyd: Hey, remember how we used to be in love?

Nicole Hurley: [still crying] Yeah.

Milo Boyd: Well, that means I know when you're crying for real, and when you're faking it! Bye-bye!

[laughs and hangs up]

Nicole Hurley: Oh! God, Milo!

[she pounds on the trunk with her fists]

Milo Boyd: [laughing] Oh, God... so good.

Nicole Hurley: Life is making mistakes.

Milo Boyd: And death is wishing you had made more.

[from trailer]

Milo Boyd: Are you trying to seduce me?

Nicole Hurley: Yeah.

Milo Boyd: What's the hottest thing about me? That would be my gun.

Nicole Hurley: Why do people do that?

Milo Boyd: Why do people do what?

Nicole Hurley: Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in the relationship - why can't people take responsibility for their shit and move on?

Sid: All I know is, I'm out 50,000 if she's not in that courtroom Monday morning.

Milo Boyd: Wait, you're telling me that I'll get five grand to go pick up my ex-wife and bring her to jail?

Sid: You're a good listener.

[Milo laughs and dances for joy]

[Milo dumps Nicole in his trunk]

Nicole Hurley: No, you have got to be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be seri-!

Milo Boyd: [shuts the trunk] I'm dead "seri"!

[calling Milo from inside his car's trunk]

Nicole Hurley: Milo, please, you have got to let me out of here.

Milo Boyd: Hmm... nope!

Nicole Hurley: All right, I shouldn't have run away, you just caught me off guard. And the truth is, I think I might need your advice on something.

Milo Boyd: Well, that's a real shame. Because I wouldn't help you if you were the last baby sea turtle dragging your little, tiny body across the burning sand whilst hungry seagulls circled overhead. No, I'd just pull up a chair, sip a pina colada and watch nature take its course.

Milo Boyd: Ah, using your one phone call to phone in a story. That is so you.

Nicole Hurley: [surprised look] What are you doing here?

Milo Boyd: Hey, it's a special night. There's no way we're not spending it together. Hey, can we go in the same cell?

Cop: Get in the cell, dickhead.

Milo Boyd: [being pushed] All right, I'm going.

Milo Boyd: You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically.

Nicole Hurley: [laughing] You are a bounty hunter?

Milo Boyd: Yeah. And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail.

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