- [Gil has just robbed a store]
- Marie Miller: Some money?
- [Gil shows Marie the loot]
- Marie Miller: What did I tell ya?
- Gil Miller: I guess it beats dancin' for a livin'.
- Marie Miller: You mean starving.
- Sheriff Andy Anderson: Well, you can laugh, but an old lady running loose around town with a gun in her hand is no joke!
- Rod Blake: And especially if it isn't a lady.
- Sheriff Andy Anderson: I thought of that, but the owner of the store swears it was a woman - .45 Colt, scratch on the right side of the barrel, front sight missing.
- Rod Blake: I'd say he was staring more at the gun than at the woman.