Apr 2020
The "Calafrio" series director Carlos Seva arrives to cause trouble for the series's executive producer, the dreaded Roberta. Carlos decides that this will be the last season of "Calafrio". He also decides to bring back to the filming set the very unexciting Paulo Matheus, the actor who played the Vampire that was killed off in the third season at the request of the fans. Paulo Matheus will host the Making of "Calafrio" and he will follow the last 20 days of recordings which he promises to rock the Internet. Will he be able to? #MyDream. Paulo Matheus's return, the director's decision to end the series, and Roberta's presence will bring panic to the filming crew, whose contracts they don't want to end - and their merchandise. Roberta swears she will put an end to Carlos's idea. Carlos guarantees that will finalize the series "Calafrio". As the power struggle starts, the day goes by and the filming crew leave, the only two people left are two producers, João (or Pedro?) and Vania. Those that are the last to leave and the first to arrive will find out that the studio hides a big secret: the set is really a horror movie, led by an entity affectionately nicknamed BOSS.
Apr 2020
The excitement in the "Calafrio" studio continues. This may be the second day of the last days of the most beloved and idolized Brazilian horror filming crew's lives. An no one seems to be aware of it. The making of follows the actors in the studio as they are badmouthing the director - who listens to everything - and the arrival of Enzo, the actor who played the Werewolf, arrives at he studio wanting to record, only to find out he was fired. Enzo wants to keep the part because he wants to shine again with his dull character, so much that he ends up crossing the line with Carlos Seva. What line? Exactly what you imagine. The difficult filming day ends and the BOSS spring into action, along with his new abductee producer Pedro (or is it João?). Who will be his next victim? Will it be the driver Amarildo, the one who loves the syndicate and is in love with his bride Doroteia. Ah, poor Doroteia.
Apr 2020
The third day on the set of the series "Calafrio" is full of, let's say, energy. The previous night, Enzo released a video in the internet saying he had been harassed by director Carlos Seva. But, wait. Wasn't it the other way around? It was. But how can it be proved otherwise? Enzo's video was a miracle for Roberta, who decides to take advantage of the situation and push away the director who wanted to end the series. Now that he was out of the way, the executive producer announces that "Calafrio" will have countless seasons, yes. #StayCalafrio has won. But if you remove a director (whom was also the screenwriter) you have to replace with a new one, or rather a new director (whom is also a screenplay writer). Ana Paula arrives to irk the star of the series, Julia. You know the undead? Ana Paula who is also an actress, model, mannequin and institutional video host made a small appearance as a maid in the first season of "Calafrio", and as for her short role as the vampire's meal, she didn't win the Emmy nor did she acquire more Instagram followers. She was upset, she took a two-week course in scriptwriting and directing in New York, and came back by Uncle Sam. Ana Paula wants the Oscars but she will be happy with the Press Trophy and irking (the second time we use this word because, after all, refined words are repeated) Julia. Ah, Julia. Ana Paula was an extra, Julia the star. Separate dressing rooms, Ana Paula. Separate costumes, Ana Paula. Ice water - and sparkling - only for Julia, Ana Paula. Alright Ana Paula understood her place well. But now Ana Paula understands and well her place. The Director orders, screenwriter defines who speaks and especially who does not speak. And Julia won't talk anymore. Also, because she will be speechless to discover that Ana Paula is bringing to the set Jose Carlos, Julia's ex-fiancé. And he will also trouble Julia. Ah, here we go. On this third day also happened two silly things: Vania, the one taken by BOSS on the first day, came back without a warning and Pedro (or was it João?) is nervous; and Paulo Matheus showed Roberta that he recorded Enzo's conversation with Carlos Seva, proving that the director had been harassed. It's nonsense. Roberta promised to reward Paulo Matheus 's secrecy and the BOSS decided to chase after another member of the crew. A crew member? An actor agent is part of the team?
Apr 2020
The set of the day contains two very unhappy people. The assistant director Raphaela (written with a ph), and Paulo Matheus. Paulo Matheus expected Roberta to be grateful for not sending the video proving Carlos Seva's innocence to the press. Jose Carlos who eventually became Calafrio's new vampire - is it just because he's the director's husband? Yes, exactly. But Paulo Matheus has an asset. Before we talk about the asset, it is only worth mentioning that Raphaela is upset that she was not qualified for the director's position. Very upset. So much so that she is spitting on the water and giving it for the crew to drink - especially to Roberta. She's pig. She is an avenged pig. Going back to Paulo Matheus, he has a huge card up his sleeve, in fact, a whole deck of cards. He has Enzo's video and Roberta's video asking Paulo Matheus not to tell anyone that Carlos is innocent and Roberta will see these two videos. And Roberta will have to do exactly what Paulo Matheus wants to do: to become the star of "Calafrio". Bastard. A bastard, but, an avenged bastard. Oh, I forgot to tell you that Ana Paula is testing Paulo Matheus and she has called for the cancellation of the making of. Imagine when she finds out Paulo Matheus will have to become the main star. Heads will roll. And it won't be the heads of Paulo nor Raphaela. Kiss the set goodbye, Ana Paula. It was nice seeing you. And it will be great to see the BOSS firm and strong as he abducts one more member of the filming crew. They say it's another man. Either the BOSS is sexist or - I don't know. One should avoid wearing blue.
Apr 2020
Paulo Matheus who is partying it up because he is going to become a TV series star, decides to make a special Making of about the art direction of "Calafrio". He will reveal everything about the work of Maria Lucia (art director), and Yakuzi (costume designer). He will reveal everything, even well-kept secrets between the two that can be used as blackmail. Paulo Matheus is really close to the underworld of crime. #Blackmailer. Meanwhile, the set follows its usual normal rhythm: Raphaela keeps spitting into the crew members' glasses, Ana Paula fights with everyone and leaves the set, Vania and Pedro (João?) are broadcasting gossip + eating raw meat + and waiting for the BOSS to take action. #actors #UnitedTeam #CalafrioWeLoveYou #Instaboy.
Apr 2020
Beware of your wishes. What if they come true? RaPHaela wanted to become a director so much that she succeeded. And now? Now cry me a river, babe. Roberta has given herself the great career opportunity that the assistant director has always begged for, but run. Run because there is no time to make new decisions. We have reached the sixth day of filming - sixth day and nothing has happened. And the Making of is there showing it all. Everything that any director always goes through: an attack of low self-esteem (Julia), the star who decides to rebel against the script - which, by the way, is being written by a mystery writer, calm down that is a conversation for another day, control your anxiety - the psychopath Enzo who wants to secure a place in the scene, then nothing like marrying the director, Paulo Matheus who discovered that Raphaela is randomly water spitting and - yes, yes, Paulo Matheus already knows that Raphaela is a disgusting vengeful person and after passing out - Paulo Matheus is the one who faints, not Rafaela - he will find strength in his greatest talent, blackmailing, and he will be able to turn the star of the scene. Nothing like having the director and executive producer in your hands, right? Especially when you're an actor with mediocre beauty and talent, and a questionable character. But - there is always a "but" right? But, Paulo Matheus don't get too excited. The BOSS tonight is hungry for the top. The BOSS wants RaPHaela. But - oh, another "but"? João (or Pedro?) and his gang of abductees are going to screw up and RaPHaela will be able to escape. #OlhaOlhaOLhaAÁguaMineral #RIP_Rapahela # RaphaelaWanted #But.
Apr 2020
Another lovely day on the "Calafrio" set. The seventh day and all going very well, with the usual high spirits, with that good feeling of waking up and going to the studio. Laughter in the corridors, scenes running smoothly, the day that is looking like - with great sadness - that will end sooner. Is it a dream? No, imagine it is a dream. Roberta guarantees this is more than true, it is an absolute truth. And the absolute truth only the strong can handle. And it will truly be the absolute truth when the set will be visited by the feared Keila K, the most important of journalist-vegan TV bloggers. Keila K will arrive at any moment, and Roberta has just a few things to do, like, for example, finding a director - since Carlos Seva has been removed, Ana Paula has jumped ship and Raphaela is missing. Don't they say that a good producer is a jack of all trades? So, why not put João and Vania ahead of everything? Director João and Assistant Director Vania? Why not? The answer seems pretty obvious. If the producers become directors, who will pour water for everyone, check if the bathrooms are clean, keep track of arrival and departure of all the filming crew, keep track of everyone's meals, use and reuse masking tape as if the salvation of the world depended on it and ensuring the consumption of flannel so that we do not enter another crisis of world stock markets? Roberta decides to do Scarlet O'Hara and worry about it tomorrow. Now, she needs to wait for Keila K, whom seems to have gotten lost in the studio. What if she's seeing everything as it is actually happening? Roberta looks for Keila so much that she doesn't notice the presence of a new intern (one more!), a little Portuguese guy with a Portuguese name - in doubt, call him Joaquim or Manoel - who keeps a big secret: the Portuguese guy is, in fact, Keila K dressed up in a different identity to understand the secrets of a recording set. But Keila didn't realize she is a production intern. That is, she will work for real. With the BOSS keeping an eye on everything, he'll pick one more abductee this time. Want to know who it is? I don't tell you.
Apr 2020
The channel will arrive. Channel = Channel Manager = Client. And, Client = Money. Understood? No? Go back two houses and restart the game. If you understand, follow along. Brunete, who now calls the shots in the channel, wants to see how everything is going after the Carlos Seva and Enzo scandal - and also wants to change the world. That's right, The world. Brunete will do her best to convert the "Calafrio" team so that they no longer use straws, pick only one outfit for the week, retire the toothpaste and exchange it for a paste made with coffee and cashews harvested in June. Brunete is neither natural nor vegan nor ecological. She is from a new age, a new world order. She is sure that recycling is not the solution and calls for the closure of toilet paper companies. Brunete wants people to no longer use private bathrooms and take weekly 3-minute showers. Brunete is a sow. But a sow with power, so, Roberta goes out of her way to get something to get Brunete off queen's throne of the set. Roberta is willing to become an ally of Paulo Matheus to find information that can be used to silence Brunete. That's right: Roberta is also a blackmailer. But no one is aware yet. On the Calafrio set, there is always someone with their cell phone turned on. And Felipe, the star who had lost his place to Paulo Matheus, has just recorded the end-of-day conversation between Paulo and Roberta. That is, now the owner of blackmail is the devil of the story, Felipe. It will require few things: to be the focus of the scene, have a private car and to be the last to arrive and the first to leave. Only that. :) #IntelligentStar. And while an interview with Brunete is going on for Paulo Matheus's Making Of - which never stopped - the BOSS comes with a thirst for power: he wants none other than Brunete, the savior of the world. Will she find toilet paper in other dimensions?
Apr 2020
The ninth - ninth - day on set has come and a lot has happened except filming. Oh, such nonsense. Why is it necessary to film in a studio? Although João (Pedro?) and Vania were fired by Roberta from the director's position the day before - didn't you see ?. - they decided to play French Revolution and proclaim themselves emperors just like Napoleon. Or rather, directors of "Calafrio." The filming day maintains and the actors receive the new screenplay, whose complain about the text. Vania, the former producer who became a fired assistant director, returned to be a producer and was forced to return to her position of director's assistant, decided that she will be the scriptwriter for "Calafrio." As Vania moves a text here in another there, Julia realizes the new order is to place Felipe as the main star in the scenes. Since Julia is not a fool and has 5 million followers on Instagram, the star has already realized that there is something fishy happening or whatever that means. #Vintage Julia accesses Felipe's cell phone with his permission just to clarify, and stumbles upon all the blackmail happening inside the studio. But now the game will change and women will be empowered. Julia becomes the blackmail boss and becomes the main focus, receives the private car, makeup, photos, massages and many followers. #TodayYouAreMine. Maybe. Maybe if someone else wasn't also recording Julia's blackmail. As blackmail runs wild in the dressing room, the BOSS prepares to play with Vania and make her suffer again the same way as when she was abducted on the first day. Who does she think she is playing the story's screenplay writer?
Apr 2020
We no longer know who owns Roberta's blackmail. Especially because on this new day, Paulo Matheus has already obtained one more information against Julia, Enzo and Felipe. Roberta even seems to give up on who rules who. So much so that he no longer tries to convince João (Pedro?) that he is not the director of anything. If you want to film go ahead and film. But what about the script? Oh, sure. The screenplay does seem to be an important part in a fiction series, doesn't it? But in this story within the story, a question remains: the tenth day of twenty days. Is it Making Of season finale or is it only the middle of the story? You can only be certain at the end of the day, or not. #Caetaneei. The script arrives on set in parts, confusing the actors, the production and the direction, is it, does Pedro (João?) really count as a director? And everyone, regardless of if they have a function, or not, wants to find out who the writer is. The dressing room's gossip radio guarantees that it is Guto Corsaro under another name. #To be or not to be. But the Screenwriter is a much stranger person, so strange that he will turn Enzo into a Mummy, Paulo Matheus into a flying head in ChromaKey's outfit, Julia becomes sleeping beauty and the Devil Felipe will die and go to hell - I couldn't refrain from using the expression. The BOSS returns for his last crusade of the first ten days of September. The chosen victim will be quite a surprise. Worthy of the first season finale, or is it mid-series, or is it a horror movie in sequence?
Apr 2020
It is the season or middle of a new miniseries, a new director. And very new. To innovate, be modern, and have more and more shares on social media, how about calling a respectful Youtuber? Those with millions of followers, with millions of likes, views, clicks and selfies? A person who has millions, must understand TV a lot, right? Yeah, the answer, I will leave for you and Roberta, whom believes in this YouTube legend known as Aurélio Loucão and brought him to solve the problems of the filming of "Calafrio". If solving problems is causing new problems, then Aurélio Loucão is the solution. By the way, prepare the facial gymnastics. Aurélio Loucão loves to give everyone who passes by affectionate kisses - besides having attention deficit, not remembering names, calling the world Baby and loathing TV. This TV series lother - this stuff is old and no one else knows what it is anymore. While the show is becoming practically an extended YouTube channel, the BOSS is getting ready to have a great companion as an abductee. How about the Devil himself?
Apr 2020
If Aurélio Loucão worked out as director, nobody knows. But that it has placed #CalafrioBaby in the world's top trending, ah - it has. And the broadcasting channel liked it. And the press liked it. Did the audience like it? It is not important. Not even. If you want Loucão, you've got Loucão. When nothing works, what should you do? Laugh. Nothing like laughing at your problems. And that the new director (who is it this time !?) decided to turn "Calafrio" into a sitcom, with fake laughs and all. That. Sitcom. Situation Comedies - Isn't " Calafrio " a horror series? The most sermonic nerd would ask. Yes. "Calafrio" is a horror series. If it were a script now, it would be written as: AWKWARD SILENCE. There is only one person who will not laugh at the transformation of the series "Calafrio" into a humor program: Roberta. #Upset. The BOSS won't like this mess in his studio either. He really doesn't.
Apr 2020
Did you think every bizarre thing has already happened? Imagine. 7 days left to finish it all. And if a horror series has already become a Youtube program, and then a sitcom where the director has left, then returned. What's more? Why not a competition program? Ah, It will be great. Trust and follow me. Aurélio Loucão - yes, of course, was fired by Roberta - she realized that her best bet was Paulo Matheus' Making Of. Why not, then, steal the buddy's program? May the best win. And the duel will start in the "Amazing Making Race" competition. Who will continue to host the special "Making Of" !? #Challenge # AurélioTeam #ForcePauloMatheus #GetOutProduction. While everyone runs after the next clue that will lead to the winner, the BOSS walks among them to pick their next abductee. #WhoLivesWillSee.
Apr 2020
After so many comings and goings, comings and goings, just like a song by Simone, the studio wakes up with two pieces of news: (1) there is no director (but since Carlos Seva existed?), but some new 'director' is coming and (2) a van knocked down the area's cell tower, causing an Internet blackout, causing traffic that would not allow a great portion of the filming crew to reach the set. That is practically another normal day. Until the new director - not director #MisogynistNotAllowed- arrived. Marciana arrived. She came from the musical theater, made a career on Broadway, won Tony, earned APCA, earned Tatuí's Miss Spring 1997 title. It is A-MA-ZING, it is light, it is life, and it is breathing. At least, that's how Paulo Matheus sees it. #FakeNews. The BOSS no longer knows what to do after seeing his studio turn into a freak show. He decides it's time to bring glamor to his abductee troop. Beauty may be the solution.
Apr 2020
Yesterday, Paulo Matheus wasn't that wrong. It was just a half fake news - if a lie could possibly be a half truth. But let us leave philosophical discussions for those whom understand. This is not Piauí Magazine; this is "Calafrio". So if all too much has already been tested to bring someone who runs this hell of a series (#PunStandUp), why not test a real director? Of those who come from an artistic background, from a background that made the man, a woman, if she allows herself, will live several lives? The theater. Yes, this is theater we're talking about - and with capital T. The stage, the aisle, the curtain that opens and everything changes. It's okay that "Calafrio" airs on TV, but that's just a wrong look, a snobby concern of someone rearranged by America and its savage capitalism. #Scammer. Lauro Martins is coming. And if he arrives, the cameras come out - it's in contract: never the camera. (But how are you going to record a series without a camera? #Americanized). Lauro Martins is coming. And if he arrives, he will bring to most of all the actresses, the biggest star of the 6-hour plays (and without a break): Marta Henriqueta. And Marta Henriqueta arrived to put an end to Julia. Marta wants to win all the prizes - even if they are smaller prizes than those given to artists from television. Attention: after the third signal no one else enters, no one else leaves. Except the BOSS, the one who really rules everything in the end.
Apr 2020
When the audience makes requests, what does a good TV producer do? Listen, and pretend that he will think about it, right? Yeah. What if the sponsor asks? Then you quickly obey. Especially if the audience and the sponsor are - both together and at the same time - asking for Aurélio Loucão. #ReturnAurelio #GiveMeAKissLoucão #BabyEyBaby. But if Loucão can't return as director - then it would be awesome - if the Frankstein he invented is already dead, what can be done for the joy of the people who watch and the people who pay? Ah, another day without filming won't be a problem, right? Record for what!? Especially if it is to do therapy in the studio, practically an integration immersion. How about the set workers unleash their monsters? A good idea for the special "Calafrio" Cases. Presented by Aurélio Loucão and with the participation of everyone whom works in the series. It will be good. It will be good. #TrustHim. BOSS is the one to say so.
Apr 2020
Come here. Come. I'll tell you something very quietly and very fast: the set was hacked, all cell phones, computers, and cameras. And worse: everything was discovered and published on the internet. All. Nudes, blackmail videos, the truth as it is (sincere lies interest you?). And to make matters worse, Paulo Matheus gave the Making Of to Vania and João because now, the director is Paulo Matheus. Yes, yes, oh, no one knows that the studio has been hacked. For now, this is seen as if it was just the madness of the set. And the BOSS counts down, very slowly, how many days are left to abduct the whole studio.
Apr 2020
Two days left to finish, Roberta needs to restore order on set and film the remaining scenes. If there's no director, what can we do? Imagine. Do we hire one now???? No, my love. No. We film it ourselves. I didn't warn you, but the previous two sentences were Roberta's thoughts, of course. And that's what she did: she promoted herself as director, and decided that she will solve what has not been solved so far during the 18 days of recording. And she realized that it could get worse: she turned the Stagehand into an assistant director - who became a Captain Nascimento with an important difference: he won't let anyone out. Not even if you ask. Of course, of course. If the Boss asks - no, not ask, if the Boss demands - he allows to go, come back, dance, sing and even fly. If the BOSS wants to fly, it will fly. #FlyFlyAway.
Apr 2020
Second to last day. Second-to-last. Oh man, so much has happened, no? Nothing that could keep more surprises in store. Yes, yes, Roberta has taken a liking to the things are and she continues to direct the series. At least until the first half of the day. "But what about the surprise?", you ask. I answer you: Rafaela reappeared. She has returned. She returned to direct the merchandise which will be produced during the second to last scenes of "Calafrio." By the way, no one knows whether or not it will be the end of everything the day after tomorrow. Not even Roberta will answer, because she's fighting with the car wash where she left her car and left Marcio, the assistant director- stagehand - as a director. Yeah. And you know he's doing well? Even the BOSS is proud of its abductee.
Apr 2020
The day will bring - or not # Caetaneei2X - the solutions and answers of everything we want to know: who is the BOSS? What happens to abductees (abductees who keep coming to work normally? #XFilesFail)? Who is the writer of this crazy story? Where is Carlos Seva? Is João called João or Pedro? Why does milk candy tear off the dental fillings? #PrayForCalafrio #JuquinhaBags. Do you want answers? Paulo Matheus too. He wants answers for the big end of season special he's preparing with exclusive interviews and happy, homesick farewells from the set. #TheEnd. Ah, do you want to know the answers to your questions? So, sit back and watch the episode. #LazyMuch.