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(TV Series)

(2007)

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Sam Oliver: What is Ted doing?

Andi: I put a note on his windshield. Says sorry, I hit your car.

Sam Oliver: You hit Ted's car?

Andi: Nope

Sam Oliver: Who did?

Andi: No one. But he's been looking for the damage for over ten minutes now.

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Sam Oliver: See that guy over there? I just had a strange vision of him stabbing me.

Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: I just ate a strange cupcake.

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Sam Oliver: The paint mixer rodeo! That's one angry looking bull. You sure you're ready for this?

Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: This is not my first time in the rodeo, Sam.

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Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: Gravity's my bitch!

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Ted: What can you tell me about this can of wasted paint?

Andi: It's leaking onto your desk.

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Ted: Well, congratulations, you have just incurred the wrath of Ted.

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Sam Oliver: Don't you have minions down in hell to keep track of these things? Like who's escaped recently? I don't know how it works, come on.

Devil: Minions. You know who works for me in my central office? White collar criminals. They hate me. They hate their jobs. I'm lucky if I get coffee in the morning.

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Sam Oliver: God, you sound like Ted.

Devil: Oh, that was harsh. Ted is a real douche bag.

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Ted: What, are you talking to yourself again, Sam? That is a sad, sad state of affairs, my friend. Because no one answers. Ever.

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Ben: My dad's super allergic, you know, I couldn't have any pets, so this little guy fills that void.

Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: You said I filled that void, Ben.

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Ben: I'm worried about Winston. He's innocent in all this.

Sam Oliver: What about me, man? I'm an innocent. You're not feeding me pretzels and nestling me on your breast.

Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: Okay, that's just gross.

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Sam Oliver: You put the contract for my soul with my third grade report card, and Mr Huggles?

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Ben: You're one freaky ass bird, who scared the crap out of me and now I can't be comfortable around birds ever again. I hope you know that.

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Devil: I never drink while I'll work. Clouds the mind.

Sam Oliver: Maybe if you drank you'd be less of a dick.

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Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: Beta males are in right now.

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Devil: Life is too short to drink American beer!

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