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"Reaper" Charged (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

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Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: You need a doctor! Dr. Jager, Dr. Cuervo and Dr. Captain Morgan, he has two titles!

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Ben: I'm gonna die dressed as a condom!

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[Sam and Sock have just been assigned to a dreaded nighttime inventory]

Sam: Well, that screws cart duty with Andi!

Bert "Sock" Wysocki: Inventory? I'll give him inventory, that little piece of dick! I hate him. I *hate him*! The stupid little haircut, and his dumb grin, his little weird eye...

Sam: Which one's weird?

Bert "Sock" Wysocki: Both of them!

Sam: [witnessing Sock fuming] Sock, are you all right?

[Sock grunts angrily]

Sam: [tenderly] Hulk need a smash?

[Sock picks up a wooden chair, goes outside and proceeds to smash the chair into bits]

Bert "Sock" Wysocki: [accentuating each smash] Stupid... Ted... Work... Bench... Jessica... Alba!

Sam: [confused] What's with Jessica Alba?

Bert "Sock" Wysocki: She thinks she's too good for me.

Sam: Really?

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Ben: Oh, my God, we're gonna die dressed as condoms!

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Sam: Ben. Can you find Delaware on a map?

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Andi: I was saving to buy you a girlfriend. I assume you're okay with the plastic variety.

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Bert "Sock" Wysocki: That is quite the bag o' batteries you got there, Josie. Feeling a little lonely these days?

Josie: We're having blackouts, jackass. They're for my flashlight. And if I was lonely for you, I'd just get a pencil.

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Bert "Sock" Wysocki: I feel like a giant condom.

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Bert "Sock" Wysocki: There's nobody up here to kill.

Ben: Except us.

Bert "Sock" Wysocki: Point taken.

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Sam: Alright, so what should we do?

Ben: Hunker down, cowboy up, fight the bastard until he's back in hell where he belongs.

Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: Or we could run like little girls. That's my vote.

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Ted: So you'll stand by Bert Wysocki's assertion that you were attacked by ninjas last night?

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