Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Blair Waldorf Must Pie! (2007)

Connor Paolo: Eric van der Woodsen

Quotes 

• Serena van der Woodsen : Mom is such a hypocrite. And all these years, she's been riding me about my behavior.

  Eric van der Woodsen : And here, she's just mad at you for being her.

  Dan Humphrey : And all this time my dad has been giving me advice based on a girl he dated... a girl "a lot like Serena."

  Jenny Humphrey : Her mom.

  Blair Waldorf : If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step dads.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Blair, can we not talk about my mom's appetite?

  Dan Humphrey : No, or who satisfied her.

  Serena van der Woodsen : That's just...

  Serena van der Woodsen , Eric van der Woodsen , Dan Humphrey , Jenny Humphrey : Gross!

• Serena van der Woodsen : Mom is such a hypocrite and all these years she's been writing me about my behavior.

  Eric van der Woodsen : And here she's just mad at you for being her.

  Dan Humphrey : And all the time my dad has given me this advice based on this girl he dated, this girl a lot like Serena.

  Jenny Humphrey : It's her mom.

  Blair Waldorf : When you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step-dads.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Blair can we not talk about my mom's appetite?

  Dan Humphrey : Yeah, or, or who satisfied them.

  Serena van der Woodsen : It's just...

  Dan Humphrey : So...

  Jenny Humphrey , Eric van der Woodsen : Gross!

  [Jenny and Eric say in unison] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah!

  Jenny Humphrey : No...