Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Blair Waldorf Must Pie! (2007)

Susan Misner: Alison Humphrey

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• Alison Humphrey : Just in time! I thought you were gonna bring pie.

  Dan Humphrey : I did, but it kinda got run over by a taxi as I was trying to help this girl stay out of traffic.

  Alison Humphrey : Oh well, who needs dessert when we have a real-life hero in our midst?

  [to Jenny:] 

  Alison Humphrey : Your brother just saved a girl.

  Jenny Humphrey : I thought you had to be near a girl for that to happen.

  Dan Humphrey : [sits down with sigh]  Not just any girl - the girl.

  Jenny Humphrey : [as she walks out]  Oh, the blonde you stalk at school?

  Dan Humphrey : Just the one.

  Alison Humphrey : A thing for blondes? You are your father's son!

  Dan Humphrey : Not just any blonde. Apparently, I like the ones who get drunk on Thanksgiving and almost die.

  Alison Humphrey : Well, your Dad liked them dangerous and troubled too.

  Dan Humphrey : [incredulous tone]  You were dangerous?

  Alison Humphrey : Who said I was talking about me?

  Dan Humphrey : Well, I didn't realize there was anyone else.