Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Handmaiden's Tale (2007)

Ed Westwick: Chuck Bass

Quotes 

• Chuck Bass : Boo.

  Jenny Humphrey : Let's play a game.

  Chuck Bass : Well, I'd say strip poker, but I don't have my cards.

  Jenny Humphrey : How about hide and seek? You hide, I'll seek.

  Chuck Bass : And how will you find me? I don't have any bread crumbs.

  Jenny Humphrey : Well, you can leave me a trail of your clothes.

  Chuck Bass : I have truly died and gone to heaven.

• Chuck Bass : Little Jenny Humphrey manages to get my pants off and have me not enjoy it. Quite the accomplishment.

  Blair Waldorf : Good thing someone else at the party was as lecherous as you or you'd still be up on that roof. And, no, I don't wanna know what you had to do to get that tux.

• Chuck Bass : [to Blair]  If I were your man, I wouldn't need clues to find you.

• Chuck Bass : [to masked Jenny, after witty dialogue]  Beautiful and mean? I've got chills. Care to dance with a poor devil?