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- Dan Humphrey: [to Lily van der Woodsen] I hope you've had a pleasant, uh...
- [checking his watch]
- Dan Humphrey: 21 hours since I last saw you.
- Jenny Humphrey: [encouraging Dan to talk to Serena] You have nothing to lose.
- Dan Humphrey: No, nothing except my last shred of dignity.
- Jenny Humphrey: Oh no, I think that's gone.
- Chuck Bass: [furious] What are you doing here?
- Dan Humphrey: [trying to be cool] Why, what is this? Your hotel?
- Nate Archibald: Actually, it is.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Some people might call this a fluster cluck. On the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon.
- Blair Waldorf: What's that?
- Chuck Bass: The key to my suite, Nate's heart, and your future happiness.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Blair? Hey.
- Blair Waldorf: [coolly] Serena.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Hey, I got two bone dry caps and Audrey.
- [has a DVD]
- Blair Waldorf: I must have totally blanked on the part where I invited you over.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I - I called you. Blair, it's Sunday morning. Coffee, croissants, Breakfast at Tiffany's - it's our tradition.
- Blair Waldorf: Well, I have new traditions now.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Well, they're not traditions if they're new.
- [pause]
- Serena van der Woodsen: Look, Blair, I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
- Blair Waldorf: It was - before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.
- [pause]
- Serena van der Woodsen: How'd you find out?
- Blair Waldorf: Nate told me. At least he felt he owed me to tell the truth.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I don't know what to say.
- Blair Waldorf: Don't bother saying anything. I wouldn't believe you anyway.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Blair...
- Blair Waldorf: You know, I always knew you were a whore. I never took you for a liar too.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Blair, how can I fix this?
- Blair Waldorf: You don't, Serena. You just stay away. From me, my boyfriend, and my friends. You're done here.
- Blair Waldorf: Serena had better just stay away. Thank you, Dorota.
- Kati: Yeah, thanks. We love sleeping at Blair's.
- Blair Waldorf: I don't wanna see Serena at school and she better not show up at brunch today.
- Kati: You're really mad at Serena.
- Isabel: Yeah, I hope you never get mad at us.
- Blair Waldorf: Well, you would never do what Serena did.
- Kati: No, never.
- Isabel: Of course not.
- Blair Waldorf: What is she doing here?
- Serena van der Woodsen: I was meeting Nate.
- Nate Archibald: Just to talk, I swear.
- Blair Waldorf: You said you'd never speak to her again.
- Serena van der Woodsen: You said that? Why would you say that?
- Blair Waldorf: Because you can't be trusted.
- Nate Archibald: It's not Serena's fault.
- Blair Waldorf: Do not defend her.
- Nate Archibald: I asked her to come.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh? Oh, so you do wanna talk to her.
- Nate Archibald: Yes, to explain why I'm not talking to her.
- Blair Waldorf: Maybe I'll leave you two to finish that fascinating conversation.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, no. No, I'll go. Let you guys get back your quickie.
- Blair Waldorf: It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually kind of a big deal to some of us.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, yeah, I can see that. Chuck's bed, very romantic, classy too.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, like you. I bet your new friend Dan would love to hear about how classy you are.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Dan but...?
- Serena van der Woodsen: What you really think she would tell him?
- Nate Archibald: It's Blair.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I can't believe you told her.
- Nate Archibald: You just expected me to keep it a secret?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Yes, Nate! There's nothing wrong with keeping a secret if the truth is gonna hurt someone.
- Nate Archibald: That's a hell of a way to look at things.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize all of a sudden you're the most honest guy on the planet.
- Blair Waldorf: Dan? Hi, I'm Blair Waldorf, Serena's friend.
- Dan Humphrey: Oh, hey, yeah. Do you happen to know where she is?
- Blair Waldorf: As a matter of fact I do.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Blair.
- Dan Humphrey: Serena, there you are. Where were you?
- Blair Waldorf: She was waiting in a hotel room, for my boyfriend.
- Serena van der Woodsen: To talk.
- Nate Archibald: About why we weren't talking.
- Blair Waldorf: That doesn't sound any smarter the second time.
- Dan Humphrey: Why weren't you talking?
- [pause]
- Dan Humphrey: Does this have anything to do with why you were waiting for Serena this morning?
- Blair Waldorf: You were what?
- Chuck Bass: And here I thought you were waiting for me.
- Dan Humphrey: Oh, exactly what this situation needs, Chuck.
- Dan Humphrey: Now what is going on here?
- Blair Waldorf: We were just getting to that.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Blair, please. Don't do this.
- Blair Waldorf: Sorry. Do you, wanna tell him?
- Chuck Bass: I'll tell him.
- Blair Waldorf, Nate Archibald: [Blair and Nate say in unison] You know?
- Chuck Bass: I know everything.
- Dan Humphrey: And apparently I know nothing.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Look Dan, it, it was a long time ago and I regret it but...
- Chuck Bass: Serena, stop trying to pretend like you're a good girl. So you slept with your best friend's boyfriend, I kind of admire you for it.
- Dan Humphrey: Is that true?
- Blair Waldorf: Well, then she ran away and lied about it. I just thought you should know before you fall head over heels for your perfect girl in her perfect world and then get left all alone with no one but your Cabbage Patch Kid.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Serena's visit was short and apparently not very sweet. But you know what is? Revenge. We hear it's best served cold. Who's hungry?
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Breakfast is brunch, and it comes with champagne, a dress code and a hundred of our closest friends... and enemies.
- Dan Humphrey: [the morning after his date with Serena] I've waited my entire adolescent life for a date with this girl and I decide to close the evening with a wave.
- Blair Waldorf: [trying to hide her scheming face] It would be so wrong for me to show up without my boyfriend whom I love, and who loves me.
- Dan Humphrey: [to Lily van der Woodsen] I hope you've had a pleasant, uh...
- [checking his watch]
- Dan Humphrey: 21 hours since I last saw you.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Looks like Chuck and Blair showed up with quite an appetite. For destruction, that is.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [telling Eric about her date with Dan] He hated me.
- Eric van der Woodsen: No guy in the history of the world has ever hated you.
- Dan Humphrey: [waiting for Serena in the hotel lobby] She probably won't be that long, right?
- Concierge: Once she went out and didn't come home for six months, but feel free to sit.
- Chuck Bass: I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
- Blair Waldorf: You're disgusting.
- Chuck Bass: Yes I am, so why be shy? Report back with details.
- [first lines]
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] I'll bet you're wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. Truth is, I never went to bed. Why waste time dreaming when waking life is so much better?
- Dan Humphrey: Oh. Hey, you're up.
- Jenny Humphrey: And you're checking up on me.
- [her brother sighs]
- Jenny Humphrey: I'm okay. Really, I'm okay. I was okay when you asked me at the party, and in the cab. When we got home, before and after I brushed my teeth. Look, I still feel really stupid. I mean, how could I have actually thought that Chuck Bass just wanted to talk to me?
- Dan Humphrey: Because you trust people. Which is normally a good thing.
- Jenny Humphrey: Yeah, except when it involves Chuck.
- Dan Humphrey: Yeah, pretty much.
- Blair Waldorf: [enters downstairs room in huff] Dorota, I told you, I didn't wanna see anyone.
- [turns out, though, it's sweet little Jenny]
- Blair Waldorf: Hi, Jenny.
- Jenny Humphrey: Hi.
- Blair Waldorf: What do you want?
- Jenny Humphrey: Uh... I realized that I still have your calligraphy pens from the party invitations. And I thought you might need them for something.
- Blair Waldorf: That is the lamest excuse I've ever heard. You wanna know what Chuck Bass is saying about you.
- Jenny Humphrey: No. Is he? Saying things? Is anyone?
- Blair Waldorf: Mm, no. Not yet, anyway. Chuck likes to brag about his conquests, not his victims. Come on, you can help me get ready for brunch.
- Jenny Humphrey: Okay, sure.
- [nods]
- Jenny Humphrey: Nice flowers.
- Blair Waldorf: They're hydrangeas.
- Jenny Humphrey: [as Blair puts on elegant blue evening dress] Wow. Blair, it's... it's beautiful. I mean... you look... beautiful.
- Blair Waldorf: [sighs as she surveys herself in the mirror] It's average. The color is last season. And besides, Stella McCartney has a much better version at Bergdorf's.
- Jenny Humphrey: Right. I've... I've been meaning to go by Bergdorf's. Wow, these dolls are great! Oh, my God, you have Cabbage Patch. My brother used to have one of these. His name was Cedric.
- Blair Waldorf: [amused] Your brother's name is Cedric?
- Jenny Humphrey: Oh, no, that was his Cabbage Patch Kid. My brother's name is Dan. Actually, you might know him. He, um, went out with Serena last night.
- Blair Waldorf: Is that your brother?
- [chuckles]
- Blair Waldorf: So, does that mean you're friends with Serena now?
- Jenny Humphrey: I mean, I don't have a problem with her. But if someone has a problem with her,
- [shrugs]
- Jenny Humphrey: I wouldn't have a problem with that either.
- Blair Waldorf: [smiles] You know... if you like that dress... you can have it.
- Jenny Humphrey: What? No, no...!
- Blair Waldorf: I'm sure you'll find some way to repay me.
- [smiles]
- Jenny Humphrey: [chuckles] Oh, Blair, thank you! I mean, for the dress and... for the other thing. About, uh, about Chuck.
- Blair Waldorf: If you wanna be part of this world, Jenny... people will talk. Eventually. And you need to decide if all this... is worth it.
- [last lines]
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] It looks like the ultimate insider has become the ultimate outsider. It's your move, Serena. And you know who'll be watching. Gossip Girl.
- Dan Humphrey: [almost got knocked down getting out of the taxi] Oh! I think I have brain damage!
- Jenny Humphrey: You know, Dan, if you had brain damage, you wouldn't even know you had brain damage!
- Rufus Humphrey: Where did you get the dress?
- Jenny Humphrey: Oh, it was a thank-you gift from Blair for delivering the party invitations.
- Rufus Humphrey: Mm, looks like a *very* expensive thank-you gift.
- Jenny Humphrey: Dad, she has a closet the size of this apartment. It's full of them. Her Mom designed it.
- Rufus Humphrey: And her Mom's very talented, but the dress you made for yourself is much nicer.
- Jenny Humphrey: Which is why you don't wear dresses.
- Rufus Humphrey: Oh, I have a *couple* reasons.
- Jenny Humphrey: Hey, do you think the Farmer's Market is still open?
- Rufus Humphrey: [smiles] Yeah. Why? You wanna go?
- Jenny Humphrey: Yeah.
- Rufus Humphrey: I thought you were getting too old to go places with your Dad.
- Jenny Humphrey: Well, you *used* to be cool.
- [Rufus grabs his heart in mock shock]
- Jenny Humphrey: And the Nineties are making a comeback.
- Rufus Humphrey: That hurts!