Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

What Goes on Tour (2007)

Rhys Darby: Murray Hewitt

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• Murray : I'm so angry I feel like swearing!

  Bret : Oh no, you wouldn't swear at us...

  Murray : Go fuck yourself, Bret!

• Jemaine : How big's the bus going to be? The tour bus.

  Murray : This is the tour bus, Jemaine.

  Jemaine : This isn't a tour bus. It says here we're going to have a tour bus.

  Murray : No, that's the rugby itinerary, isn't it? Alright, there's only two of you, you're not a big rugby team, you don't need a bus.

  Bret : Oh, I thought we were getting a tour bus.

  Murray : No, that's the rugby itinerary, Bret, alright? You can see there I've crossed out bus, haven't I?

  Jemaine : Yeah you crossed out bus and you wrote bus.

  Murray : Yeah, I got confused there, I didn't know what to do. Honda Accord was too big to fit in the gap there, so I put bus back in. I knew as soon as I wrote it there'd be some sort of controversy.

• Murray : I'm so livid with you turkeys. You're like a couple of cool-looking idiots.

• Murray : Oh, it's Shelly.

  Bret : Oh, how's Shelly? I thought you were separated.

  Murray : No, we're back together, remember? You asked me why I was crying, I said it was the happiest day of my life. You don't remember that?

  Bret : Mm, no.

• Murray : Okay, band meeting. Murray, present. Bret, present. Jemaine, present. Alright, I haven't got time for your time-wasting.