Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Alma Mater (2007)

Joshua Gomez: Morgan Grimes

Quotes 

• Morgan Grimes : I thought my code name was Samwise Gamgee.

• Chuck Bartowski : No more Wednesday/Friday surf and turf?

  Morgan Grimes : Harry Tang is drunk with power!

  Anna Wu : He could have an accident.

  [everyone looks at her] 

  Anna Wu : I'm just saying, I know a guy, very reasonable.

  [Morgan and Chuck look at her incredulously] 

  Anna Wu : His rates, I mean. Not him.

  Morgan Grimes : Way to think outside of the box, Anna! Me likey! What do you say, Chuck?

  Chuck Bartowski : Are you two crazy? What? No! I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets our lunch routine!

• Anna Wu : All right. We all know the game. We all know the rules. This is Fingers of Fury. The win goes to the contestant who can identify the most TV shows in a minute.

  [to Lester] 

  Anna Wu : All right, who do you want next?

  Lester : I challenge the ruling champion, Morgan Grimes!

  Morgan Grimes : That's Mr. Morgan Grimes, if you're nasty.

  Jeff : Oh, the suspense.

  Morgan Grimes : You don't want me, punk.

  Lester : Oh yes, I do.

  Morgan Grimes : Challenge accepted.

• Morgan Grimes : Chuck, we have an emergency. We need to talk.

  Chuck Bartowski : I'm on the phone.

  Morgan Grimes : Shh, not here, not here. There are spies at the Buy More.

  Chuck Bartowski : [hangs up the phone]  Spies, really?

  Morgan Grimes : Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tang's minions, man. They're everywhere! He's like the dark Lord Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Only instead of the ring of power he's taken over control of the assistant managership.

  Chuck Bartowski : Yeah, from me. Right, thanks for the reminder.

  Morgan Grimes : You got it, man. Listen, we need your help, Chuck.

  Chuck Bartowski : Help, what am I supposed to do? I'm, I'm just...

  Morgan Grimes : ...One small hobbit? So thought Frodo Baggins, my friend. So thought Frodo Baggins!

• Morgan Grimes : I may be able to fix it. For a price.

  [Harry looks at him quizzically] 

  Morgan Grimes : I want out of The Hole.

  Harry Tang : I'd rather take a potato peeler to my groin.

• Chuck Bartowski : I'm sorry, but was Harry wearing a new assistant manager polo shirt?

  Morgan Grimes : It's monogrammed.

  Chuck Bartowski : He must be stopped.

• Morgan Grimes : [to the customers, who are throwing stuff at him]  Throwing things at adults' heads is not the way to the... It's not gonna help you in life.