Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Wookiee (2007)

Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski

Quotes 

• Carina : Sure you don't want to come back to my hotel room?

  Chuck Bartowski : As flattered and... intimidated as I am by your proposition... why *me*?

  Carina : I love taking what Sarah wants.

  Chuck Bartowski : *Me?* No, Sarah doesn't want me.

  Carina : Yeah, she probably doesn't know it yet herself. But *I* do!

• Chuck Bartowski : [to Sarah]  I need to ask you a favor, and feel free to say no. And by that I mean, *say no*. But, uh, could you fix Morgan up with Carina? Make sure you really exaggerate "no" so they can lip-read it. They're a little lame, but I think they can crack "no".

• Chuck Bartowski : How am I supposed to know that Carina has a remote control jet ski? It's usually not an option in real life.

• Carina : Now, see that man over there? Payman Alahi, his house, his party, his diamond... for now.

  Chuck Bartowski : [Notices that Alahi is very hairy]  Are we-are you talking about Señor Wookiee over there?

• Chuck Bartowski : Look, I'm sorry about the beach. You're absolutely right, I shouldn't let my feelings affect the mission. And, um, if you and Bryce, if you had a thing, well, that makes sense. He always got the great girls. I just wish I knew something real about you. Can't you just tell me just one true thing? Just one? Like, where did you grow up? Or if that's too much, I get it. I get it, if that's too much, what's your name? What's your real name?

  [Sarah doesn't answer] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Middle name. What's your middle name? Can't you just tell me your middle name?

  [Sarah looks at him, but still doesn't answer. Chuck gives up] 

  Chuck Bartowski : I'm gonna go and get the napkins.

  [He walks away] 

  Sarah Walker : [Almost whispers it to herself]  It's Lisa. My middle name is Lisa.

• Carina : You analysts don't know what it's like for us field agents. But it's our job. We shed identities like people shed clothes.

  Chuck Bartowski : In your case, that's quite often.

• Carina : [making a toast]  Cheers to spying.

  [Chuck raises his glass, then gets pushed back onto the bed] 

  Carina : I hope you like what you see.

  [slips off her black satin robe, wears red two-piece lingerie underneath] 

  Chuck Bartowski : I should - I should - I should probably call Sarah. Sarah - Sarah should probably be here. I think that would be important for her to know...

  Carina : [chuckles]  You're not much of a spy, are you? I wonder how many more clothes I can, uh, take off?

  [naughty sparkle in her eyes] 

  Carina : But if Sarah were here...

  [cups Chuck's chin] 

  Carina : I couldn't seduce you. Unless maybe you were into that sort of thing...

  [pulls Chuck closer by his tie] 

  Carina : Hmm?

  [Chuck chokes] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Maybe just one.

  Carina : [all predatory, moves in behind Chuck on the bed]  Or maybe I'm wrong, and you're already sleeping with Sarah.

  [speaking into his ear:] 

  Carina : Are you sleeping with Sarah?

  Chuck Bartowski : I think you know that a gentleman never...

  Carina : Oh, God, I get it. That makes sense, considering Bryce...

  Chuck Bartowski : Br... Bryce? Bryce? What are you - what are you talking about?

  Carina : Oh, you don't know about Bryce? Bryce Larkin? Her boyfriend?

  [Chuck's eyes widen in alarm]