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"Chuck" Chuck Versus the Tango (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Quotes

John Casey: [about Chuck's first mission] You'll be fine, assuming you know how to tango.

Chuck Bartowski: Are you serious?

John Casey: Oh, I wouldn't joke about your life.

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Morgan: Because tonight Chuck Bartowski is boldly going where none of us have gone before. To have intercourse with a beautiful woman.

Anna Wu: Speak for yourself.

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Chuck Bartowski: I've been a spy all of five seconds, and I already have soy sauce on my shirt.

Sarah Walker: Well, go wash it off. And, Chuck?

Chuck Bartowski: Yeah?

Sarah Walker: Stop saying you're a spy.

Chuck Bartowski: Oh, right...

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Chuck Bartowski: Okay, this is my first foray into major undercover spy work so if you could ease up ease on the sarcasm - that would be great. And how am I supposed to recognize La Ciudad? Is there a picture or something?

John Casey: If there's a photograph, why would we need you?

Chuck Bartowski: What did we just talk about?

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Chuck Bartowski: [regarding the pictures of dead people] Why are they sleeping?

John Casey: They're not sleeping. They're dead.

Sarah Walker: We need you to tell us who killed them, and why.

Chuck Bartowski: [putting the pictures down] How should I know?

John Casey: Look at them again.

Chuck Bartowski: I would really rather not. It's kind of creepy.

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Chuck Bartowski: That sounds great, but my wetsuit's at the dry cleaners.

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John Casey: That's what I call moving merchandise.

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Malena: [interrogating Chuck] Now, I want you to think very carefully about my options. There's the old favorite, yank out a tooth... No, too noisy.

[Chuck nods a lot]

Malena: I could cut off a toe... No, too messy.

Chuck Bartowski: Far too messy.

Malena: Or I could chuck you off the balcony, Chuck.

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Alan Waterman: [giving Chuck his card] Well, if you need any help with the job thing, gimme a call. I know people.

Chuck Bartowski: [Chuck has a flash] Insider trading and off shore accounts in the Caymans.

Alan Waterman: [shocked] What did you just say? Do you work for the SCC?

[taking the card]

Alan Waterman: I gotta go.

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Chuck Bartowski: You know, if we were really dating, this would be the part where I'd be forced to kiss you.

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