Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Tango (2007)

Joshua Gomez: Morgan Grimes

Quotes 

• Morgan : Because tonight Chuck Bartowski is boldly going where none of us have gone before. To have intercourse with a beautiful woman.

  Anna Wu : Speak for yourself.

• Hotel Employee : Describe your friend.

  Morgan : Good-looking, depends on your angle. He's not classically handsome, I wouldn't say he is. But he makes up for it with charm, lots of charm. And he's kind of a lost soul. Does this thing when he's nervous. He laughs, he goes, "Ah, ha, ha." Anyways, what? What? Brown hair, 6' 1 ". Does that help at all?

• Morgan : Big Mike will just give the position to Harry Tang.

  [Everyone who was about to leave, turn back] 

  Morgan : Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. Good, because you know what that means? No more two-hour lunch breaks. No more Xbox tournaments. No more porn. Yeah, yeah. Total work hell.