- John Casey: Bartowski! Walker!
- Chuck Bartowski: [running to Casey] Casey, what're you doing here?
- John Casey: Someone has to protect the Intersect.
- Chuck Bartowski: Thanks, man.
- John Casey: Besides, I didn't want to miss any gun play.
- John Casey: [about the missile heading for them] Send it somewhere else!
- Chuck Bartowski: I can't! I need something to target, something with GPS coordinates!
- [pause]
- Chuck Bartowski: Casey, what about your car?
- John Casey: NO!
- John Casey: [about the missile] Where's it headed now?
- Chuck Bartowski: I don't know. I reprogrammed it.
- John Casey: You sure 'reprogram' doesn't mean 'return to sender'?
- Chuck Bartowski: [before going after the bad guy] I know, wait in the car.
- [he turns to go]
- Sarah Walker: Not this time, Chuck.
- Big Mike: [at the Buy More] For those of you who aren't aware, this Friday is our annual Buy More Christmas...
- Jeff Barnes: Yip!
- Big Mike: ...holiday... time. With respect to our Hebrew friends...
- [re motley assortment:]
- Big Mike: And whatever else we have here. So there's no *confusion* about the ground rules: Rule Number One! Jeff! No spiking the eggnog!
- Jeff Barnes: Can I bring my own?
- Big Mike: No!
- Big Mike: Rule Number Two! Jeff! No holding the mistletoe over the women and copping a feel!
- [Anna gives accusatory look at Jeff]
- Chuck Bartowski: Uh, sir, hopefully if Jeff follows Rule Number One which I'm sure...
- [Jeff gives a screwy look]
- Chuck Bartowski: he might do, ah, then Rule Number Two won't - won't apply.
- Big Mike: Good point!
- Morgan Grimes: Dude, I think I need your help here, right? I made a horrible mistake.
- Chuck Bartowski: What did you swallow this time?
- Sarah Walker: [about the GPS coordinates to his car] Tell him, Casey!
- Chuck Bartowski: [imitating Sarah] Tell me, Casey!