Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Crown Vic (2007)

Mark Christopher Lawrence: Big Mike

Quotes 

• Big Mike : [at the Buy More]  For those of you who aren't aware, this Friday is our annual Buy More Christmas...

  Jeff Barnes : Yip!

  Big Mike : ...holiday... time. With respect to our Hebrew friends...

  [re motley assortment:] 

  Big Mike : And whatever else we have here. So there's no *confusion* about the ground rules: Rule Number One! Jeff! No spiking the eggnog!

  Jeff Barnes : Can I bring my own?

  Big Mike : No!

  Big Mike : Rule Number Two! Jeff! No holding the mistletoe over the women and copping a feel!

  [Anna gives accusatory look at Jeff] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Uh, sir, hopefully if Jeff follows Rule Number One which I'm sure...

  [Jeff gives a screwy look] 

  Chuck Bartowski : he might do, ah, then Rule Number Two won't - won't apply.

  Big Mike : Good point!