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"Chuck" Pilot (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Quotes

Lester Patel: [looking at Chuck's destroyed hard drive] No, I've been through it. It's dead, it's totally fried. This hard drive was... murdered.

Jeff: What if you were the unwitting target of a ninja vendetta, and he returns tonight to strangle you with his nunchuks?

Chuck Bartowski: That's super, Jeff. Thanks for thinking outside the box on that one. And here I thought I couldn't get any more freaked out.

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[First lines]

Chuck Bartowski: Morgan, this is a bad idea.

Morgan Grimes: Well, we can't stay here Chuck.

Chuck Bartowski: I'm uncomfortable with the plan.

Morgan Grimes: Plan? What plan? This is survival.

[knock knock]

Morgan Grimes: It's her! We've been compromised: I'm a ghost!

Chuck Bartowski: Morgan you can't leave me like this. You can't do this to me man!

Ellie Bartowski: [opens bedroom door] Chuck? What're you doing?

Chuck Bartowski: Uhh, escaping?

Ellie Bartowski: From your own birthday party?

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Sarah Walker: Chuck, listen to me. Those men are from the NSA. They're here for you and they will hurt you.

Chuck Bartowski: Me? Why me? I'm nobody. I'm the supervisor of a Nerd Herd, at a Buy More. Maybe someday I'll be assistant manager. but I don't even know if I want that job.

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Chuck Bartowski: [Sarah's dressed like a ninja, stealing his computer] Please, not the computer.

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Chuck Bartowski: uh, phone trouble again?

Sarah Walker: Uh, yeah. I'm not sure I'm able to receive calls cause... I never got one from you.

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Chuck Bartowski: [excitedly] I defused a real bomb! I defused a real bomb! I defused a real bomb!... What if I had been wrong?

Major John Casey: Don't puke on the C-4.

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Captain Awesome: [Chuck is hugging Ellie and Morgan] Hey, group hug!

Captain Awesome: [wraps arms around the three in a hug]

Captain Awesome: Awesome.

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Sarah Walker: Chuck, those pictures that you saw were encoded with secrets, government secrets. If you saw them, then you know them.

Chuck Bartowski: There were thousands of them.

John Casey: Wait a minute. You're telling me all of our secrets are in his head?

Sarah Walker: Chuck is the computer.

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Ellie Bartowski: Go home Morgan.

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Chuck Bartowski: Morgan, this is a bad idea.

Morgan Grimes: Well, we can't stay here, Chuck.

Chuck Bartowski: I'm uncomfortable with the plan.

Morgan Grimes: Plan? What plan? This is survival.

Morgan Grimes: [after hearing knocking at the door] That's her. We've been compromised. I'm a ghost.

Chuck Bartowski: [Ellie enters and turns on the light] Morgan, you can't leave me like this. You can't do this to me, man.

Ellie Bartowski: Chuck, what are you doing?

Chuck Bartowski: Uh, escaping.

Ellie Bartowski: From your own birthday party?

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Chuck Bartowski: [after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Morgan did you spike the punch?

Morgan Grimes: Something goes wrong you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?

[pause]

Morgan Grimes: Yes, I did.

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Chuck Bartowski: [on the roof top, after flashing on the data downloaded into his head] Look something's wrong with me. I don't know what, but something is very, very wrong with me. I'm remembering things I shouldn't know.

Sarah Walker: Talk to me, Chuck, like what?

Chuck Bartowski: I don't know. I don't know. Like there was a Serbian demolitions expert at the Large Mart today. don't you think that's a little odd?

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Chuck Bartowski: You mind driving?

Morgan Grimes: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you, are you, look it, are you being serious? You're gonna let me drive?

Chuck Bartowski: It's a company car, Morgan. It's not that big a deal.

Morgan Grimes: Whoa, whoa. It's not just a company car, okay? A hooptie's a hooptie, homeboy. I mean, this baby's sitting on chrome. Or plastic.

Chuck Bartowski: Do me a favor and stay off the 5, okay? Because the cops are in a phased deployment.

Morgan Grimes: Okay. Thanks for the tip, Ponch.

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Captain Awesome: That's awesome.

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Sarah Walker: Come any closer, I shoot!

Major John Casey: You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes.

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Ellie Bartowski: [Chuck enters, sounding bored] Hey, Chuck.

Chuck Bartowski: Ellie, captain. Don't freak out, remain calm. I have some news.

Morgan Grimes: [Morgan enters excitedly] Chuck's got a date!

Ellie Bartowski: [sitting up] What? *Who*?

Captain Awesome: Way to go, Chuck. That's awesome!

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Ellie Bartowski: Aces, Charles. You're aces.

Chuck Bartowski: A dad quote. I'm impressed.

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John Casey: [to his men] Chuck Bartowski is your mark. NSA director wants him with a pulse. Till we find out who he's working with and what he knows, he lives. The CIA skirt you can kill.

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