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Raja: A 'Roman Helmet?' I am so glad to see that you are respecting Anita, Justin.

Justin: It's not as bad as it sounds.

Raja: Oh, so draping your genitals across somebody's forehead is not degrading?

Dooley: Not when two people love each other!

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Justin: It's Anita.

Claire: Dude, don't be embarrassed. You're not the one who kissed you.

Justin: Do you think it meant anything to her at all?

Claire: Oh yeah - she'll never forget you.

Justin: Really?

Claire: You're the biggest mistake she ever made - that lasts forever.

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Franny: I just found a "cool tracker" in Madison who told me that all the cool kids are wearing this right now in Orange County.

Justin: No, see mom, cool hip kids can wear that, but if I wear a shirt that says "computers rock" people will just think that I think computers rock.

Justin: [Voice-over] I knew this could only end badly but Project Justin gave my mom such a sense of purpose.

Justin: Fine, I'll wear it.

Franny: Yes!

Raja: Oh, they *do* rock.

Justin: [voiceover] For some reason, Raja's endorsement *didn't* boost my confidence...

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Justin: [voiceover] Seeing Anita there, looking so beautiful, nurturing our baby caterpillar, I realized without a doubt this was my moment.

[Kisses her]

Anita Richardson: Did you just kiss me?

Justin: Yes.

Anita Richardson: Why?

Justin: Because we both like caterpillars.

Anita Richardson: Oh my GOD!

Justin: Look I'm sorry, I just, I thought that with all the time we've been spending together and the arm touch...

Anita Richardson: You actually thought YOU had a shot with ME?

Justin: Now I just feel like you're being a little mean.

Anita Richardson: Studying is one thing, but we just frenched!

Justin: I'm sorry! This all made sense 12 seconds ago!

Anita Richardson: Ewww, a WORM!

Justin: It's a larva, you know that!

Anita Richardson: [stomps on the caterpillar] I've gotta go!

Justin: [voiceover] Sleeping Beauty had just woken up and took a royal dump on my heart.

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