Raja: A 'Roman Helmet?' I am so glad to see that you are respecting Anita, Justin.
Justin: It's not as bad as it sounds.
Raja: Oh, so draping your genitals across somebody's forehead is not degrading?
Dooley: Not when two people love each other!
Justin: It's Anita.
Claire: Dude, don't be embarrassed. You're not the one who kissed you.
Justin: Do you think it meant anything to her at all?
Claire: Oh yeah - she'll never forget you.
Claire: You're the biggest mistake she ever made - that lasts forever.
Franny: I just found a "cool tracker" in Madison who told me that all the cool kids are wearing this right now in Orange County.
Justin: No, see mom, cool hip kids can wear that, but if I wear a shirt that says "computers rock" people will just think that I think computers rock.
Justin: [Voice-over] I knew this could only end badly but Project Justin gave my mom such a sense of purpose.
Justin: Fine, I'll wear it.
Raja: Oh, they *do* rock.
Justin: [voiceover] For some reason, Raja's endorsement *didn't* boost my confidence...
Justin: [voiceover] Seeing Anita there, looking so beautiful, nurturing our baby caterpillar, I realized without a doubt this was my moment.
Anita Richardson: Did you just kiss me?
Anita Richardson: Why?
Justin: Because we both like caterpillars.
Anita Richardson: Oh my GOD!
Justin: Look I'm sorry, I just, I thought that with all the time we've been spending together and the arm touch...
Anita Richardson: You actually thought YOU had a shot with ME?
Justin: Now I just feel like you're being a little mean.
Anita Richardson: Studying is one thing, but we just frenched!
Justin: I'm sorry! This all made sense 12 seconds ago!
Anita Richardson: Ewww, a WORM!
Justin: It's a larva, you know that!
Anita Richardson: [stomps on the caterpillar] I've gotta go!
Justin: [voiceover] Sleeping Beauty had just woken up and took a royal dump on my heart.