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(TV Series)

(2007)

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[from CW preview]

Raja: Justin if you have not brushed your teeth yet, perhaps we can brush them together. Either way, I think you'll know we brush just the same.

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[from CW preview]

Raja: So what do you usually do when you are feeling down?

Justin: I don't know, uh - eat a brownie.

Raja: Justin.

[points to brownie pan]

Raja: The pan is empty.

Justin: [seeing that it is indeed] Uh, yeah.

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Justin: [voiceover] The only real freedom I ever got was once a week at Rocket Club, which didn't even exist. You see, Craig, Dooley, and me just made it up as a cover one time 'cause we wanted to see Charlize Theron naked in the movie "North Country"

Dooley: Who told you there was nudity in this?

Craig: Look at her, she's filthy. I mean, eventually she *has* to shower.

Justin: [voiceover] Turns out, 'strip mining' was not what we thought it was...

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Justin: [voiceover] Raja, meanwhile, had decided that if he actually *built* a model rocket, he wouldn't be lying.

Salesman: Can I help you, son?

Raja: Yes please. I need some flame-resistant wadding, reinforced cylindars, a really long fuse, detonation caps, and a radio-controlled timing device or simple alarm clock.

Salesman: Can you, uh, wait right here?

[Runs away in a panic]

Raja: Certainly, sir.

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Raja: Sir, you should know that you are not going to find any evidence of terrorism. But you are going to find some very bad things on there. And that is because I used my computer to visit naughty websites of naked women.

Franny: *You* look at pornography?

Raja: Oh yes! It is very exciting to me to see women being made to flaunt themselves. And sometimes, I imagine that it is I who am taking the pictures. That is, of course, after I've tricked them into believing that I am M Night Shyamalan.

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