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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)

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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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The Few. The Proud. The Blonde. See more »

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Rated PG-13 for sexual content including references, and some drug material | See all certifications »
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Was a #1 hit at the box office in Russia. See more »

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Valentine is shown making up her bunk with proper corners. Later her bunk is shown messed up again, while all the other bunks are made up properly. See more »

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References Joe Kidd (1972) See more »

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Meant To Fly
Written by Gaby Moreno, Michael Maida, Chantal Kreviazuk
Performed by Gaby Moreno
Published by Sony/ATV Harmony/Silverlight Music Publishing(ASCAP),Sony/ATV Tunes LLC(ASCAP)o/b/o Sony/ATV Music Publishing Canada/Under Zenith Music Inc.(SOCAN),S
ony/ATV Tunes LLC(ASCAP)o/b/o Sony/ATV Music Publishing Canada/ Neverwouldathot Music(SOCAN)
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Cute movie!
15 January 2010 | by (Brazil) – See all my reviews

While completely inaccurate in all the army experience Private Valentine shows, this is a cute and light hearted movie, good for watching with your girlfriends in a sleepover or with your family in a pleasant afternoon.

Not a movie to laugh out loud, not a movie with a romance to take your breath away, this is the kind of movie that makes you go "awwww, how sweet". Which for me, is perfect!

The acting is good, the storyline is okay and it actually surprised my expectations considering the title, the cover and the casting. It was particularly good to see Keiko Agena again, I missed her after Gilmore Girls!

I recommend it to anyone who is not expecting a cinema masterpiece in every movie they watch, or who is easily offended by how movies don't show reality exactly the way it is. You might have a good time watching it!


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