President of the United States: All presidents who start a war in their first term get re-elected.
Renate Richter: The world is sick. And we are the doctors.
President of the United States: Vivian, you look great. How's it goin' up there?
Vivian Wagner: Madam President, I couldn't be better. I am packing dozens of megatons of nuclear warheads which I am going to carefully place up Klaus's kraut ass, just as soon as I get him in my sights.
Klaus Adler: Heil Hitler!
Wolfgang Kortzfleisch: Heil Kortzfleisch! Get it through your skull!
Klaus Adler: Of course... mein Führer.
President of the United States: It was your bad idea to send those idiots to the moon.
Vivian Wagner: No disrespect madam president, but I'm pretty sure it was your idea.
President of the United States: It was my great idea have they succeeded, now it's your stupid idea. Got it? I didn't hire you for stupid ideas I hire you because of your Midas touch.
Doktor Richter: [referring to the Smartphone obtained from Washington] I invented this cable to connect this machine with our main computer. I call it Universal Systematic Binding - USB for short.
James Washington: [Upon touchdown] Whoo! The Eagle has landed, baby.
President of the United States: Please keep that fool off the main frequency.
President of the United States: Okay who didn't arm their spaceship?
[Finland's representative slowly raises his hand]
President of the United States: Great, great. That's just great...
Renate Richter: Please do me a favor: Play a Nazi!
James Washington: And if I don't?
Renate Richter: They will eliminate you.
James Washington: Oh great.
Klaus Adler: At 5.45 we'll start firing back. Every bomb will be retaliated. The Meteorblitzkrieg shall begin!
James Washington: Remember me? The moon spook you turned into a snowflake?