A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school - Beth Cooper - during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him the best night of his life.
When Dennis Cooverman gives the commencement speech at his graduation, his friend tells him to let it all out. So he proclaims his love for Beth Cooper the head cheerleader, and says things about everyone in the graduating class as well as some other people. Later Beth confronts him and he invites her to a graduation party at his house. And to his surprise she and two of her friends show up. But also some of the people he offended with his speech, who want to tear him apart. And one of them is Beth's boyfriend whom she just broke up with. So they all get in Beth's car and drive away. And what follows is a wild adventure. Written by
I have written over 750 Amazon reviews and pride myself on my ability to dissect a film after viewing and give a concise description of why it was good/bad. In the case of "I Love You, Beth Cooper", however, I have to break from my normal pattern to get this point across: this is one of the worst movies ever made.
The ONLY (and I mean absolutely ONLY) reason to watch this movie is for the beauty of Hayden Panettiere (and a PG-13 Hayden at that). I'm completely and utterly serious...that is it. The rest of this "film" is absolute garbage. It is not funny, it is not heart-warming, it is not cute. It...is...horrible.
Not too long ago, I watched the movie "Take Me Home Tonight" (starring Topher Grace). It was terrible (1-star). That effort, however, looks like Shakespeare compared to this sorry excuse for cinema.
I'm not usually a fan of this genre, but every once in awhile am up for a little "teenage antics" flick. I'm telling you, however, to not make the same mistake that I did in devoting 100 minutes to this "thing". There's got to be something else...anything...more worth your time.
And for those looking for your "Hayden fix", go watch that "Bring It On" movie or heroes or something. This isn't worth it.
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