Chuck: You try living with an expiration date of a couple of months.
Li: [to wife's tyraid] What's with you? You're nice when you want the company, and snotty when you don't. You're like a cat.
Chuck: [in a quasi-Batman costume] Let the de-assholing begin.
Chuck: All right, let's see, what other cases? Uh, insurance scams. Faulty construction. Let's see, fake Viagra? Now that's really cruel.
Chuck: What's the problem? We still got each other, right? Bros before hos.