Lois Lane: What? I can't believe you've never had famous franks before!
Grant Gabriel: I can't believe anyone's had famous franks. That thing could survive a nuclear holocaust!
Grant Gabriel: [after kissing Lois] I'm glad I got that off my chest.
Lois Lane: [awkward look] Wow. If news of that spread through the mail room I'd have my name on your door by tomorrow. That's sexual harassment.
Lois Lane: But that wasn't.
Lana Lang: [to Clark after horseback riding] It's good to know I can still beat you on something.
Clark Kent: Are you X-raying me?
Lana Lang: My God, that's amazing. You can do so much with this.
Clark Kent: Well, let's start with you not getting so up-close-and-personal with my vertebrae.
Chloe Sullivan: While you've been busy, I've been practicing my cardiac arrest. Are you okay?
Lana Lang: Better than ever. Why?
Chloe Sullivan: I don't know. Only because there have been constant seismic tremors all around Smallville since 2 o'clock.
Clark Kent: That was probably us.
Chloe Sullivan: What do mini earthquakes have to do with you guys?
[realizes they had sex which caused the seismic tremors]
Chloe Sullivan: Oh. I thought you said you couldn't.
Lana Lang: Normally, we can't.
Clark Kent: You guys talk about this?
Lana Lang: What? It's just Chloe.
Lois Lane: Hey, word of advice there, Smallville. Don't forget flowers on Valentine's Day.
Clark Kent: Lana did this to you?
Lois Lane: Yeah, no offense, but your girlfriend has issues. Not to mention an Amazonian left hook.
Lex Luthor: Lana, wait. Killing me would almost be a release. The only person who would really suffer is you.
Lana Lang: From guilt? I think I'll get over it.
Lex Luthor: You know the ironic part of all this, is I'm the one who ended up with something I wanted. Lana still has feelings for me.
Clark Kent: Don't flatter yourself, Lex. Those powers made her obsessed.
Lex Luthor: Exactly. And passion like that doesn't come out of the blue. What do you think is stronger, Clark? Her hatred for me or her affection for you?
Clark Kent: She was angry. But eventually she'll move on.
Lex Luthor: Don't hold your breath. Funny thing about obsession is, it outlives everything. Even love.
Clark Kent: Lana never would have done anything like this before she'd been with you.
Lex Luthor: Well I wish I could take all the credit, but I wasn't the first person to teach her about betrayal. Now, was I? It's hard to face what you've created, isn't it?