Memorable quotes for
The Rocker (2008) More at IMDbPro »

Robert 'Fish' Fishman: It's not "stealing" if you're family. But, seriously, don't tell your mom.

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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: A lot of elevators play Celine Dion - that doesn't make it right.

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Matt Gadman: Lower my voice.

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David Marshall: John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!

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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.

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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: 1991 called, they want their teenage angst back.
Amelia: No, they just called again they want that joke back.

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Curtis: [sings really depressing lyrics to a song he just wrote]
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Wow... Well there's some cyanide and razorblades in the glovebox so feel free to help yourself!

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Matt Gadman: Are you kidding me? Look at him, it's like Abercrombie is making people now.

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Kim: I just think that you might want to start to take it easy.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Take it easy? Thanks, The Eagles!

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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: How dare you?
Moby Type Kid: Excuse me?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: How dare you call yourself a musician?
Moby Type Kid: Lots of bands use drumloops!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: A lot of elevators play Celine Dion - that doesn't make it right.

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Matt Gadman: Sorry, uncle Rob. Where we playing too loud?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Too loud is not in my vocabulary.

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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Instead of a canoe paddling around on a pond, we were like a tank flying down a mountain!

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Lex: Go back to Cleveland, Cleveland!

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Curtis: I thought you were supposed to be the responsible adult.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Oh I'm responsible alright. Responsible for partying till my nuts catch fire!

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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: I am a golden Fish!

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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: You're looking to score, I can respect that.

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Amelia: I'm not even embarassed it, and i'm usually embarassed by everything.
David Marshall: Yeah, well your body's changing.

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Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Can I have everyone's attention. Me and my band are going to be playing at the Q Arena, and it is never to late to rock!
Stan: YEAH!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: YEAH!
Stan: Yeah!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: It is never to late to rock n' roll!
Stan: Alright, alright. Come on guys, stagedive. Stagedive!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Stagedive!
Stan: Yeah, we'll bodysurf you out the front door.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Rock n' roll.
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: Ow ow ow, watch my carpeltunnel.

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