J.D.: Dr. Kelso, I became a doctor to save lives, heal wounds and occasionally to drop the M.D. bomb to get hot tail in bars.
Dr. Bob Kelso: Do know what else works? 'Cosmonaut'. Try it, thank me later.
Turk: Someone wrote that she's sick of me saying 'that's what I'm talkin' bout' but sometimes it is what I'm talkin' about