Scrubs (TV Series)
My New Role (2009)
Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa
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Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : What the hell is that?
Janitor : Some stupid gift from the Board. It's a photo of Sacred Heart when it first opened in 1884.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : There's a hybrid in the parking lot.
Janitor : I might have read the date wrong. So where do you want me to hang it?
Dr. Perry Cox : Somebody else's office.
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Dr. Elliot Reid : You're not mad at me, you're just frustrated about something else and you're taking it out on me. I mean, it's like last night, when my favorite shoes made my toes bleed, and so I called you a frizzy-haired mega bitch. That's why we had to make the rule, that we can't just dump on each other just because we're pissy about other stuff.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : We need to cancel that rule.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Yeah, I agree. It was stupid. I hated it.
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Why is Nelly giving you so much attitude?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Even though I'm the Head Nurse, I mostly hang with doctors, I'm married to a doctor, my best friend is a doctor...
Dr. Elliot Reid : Who's your best friend?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You are.
Dr. Elliot Reid : I know. I just wanted to hear you say it out loud.
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : The point is: Nurses sometimes think I'm on the wrong team.
Dr. Elliot Reid : How could they think that? You're like the most loyal person I know. Except for the time that you booed me off the stage at the karaoke bar.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Elliot, you're not allowed to sing 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot'.
Dr. Elliot Reid : I just can't hit those low notes.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Sure, that's why.
