- Dr. Perry Cox: What in the hell are you talking about?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Oh, I'm just doing this thing where I use a slice of wisdom from someone else's life to solve a problem in my own life.
- Jordan Sullivan: Seems coincidental.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: And yet I do it almost every week.
- [Elliot and J.D. are meeting a patient in a fast food parking lot]
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Why are we meeting him here?
- Dr. Elliot Reid: Because the last time I met a patient at their house, I ended up on the news.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Was that the crack raid?
- Dr. Elliot Reid: It was.
- [J.D. is watching Ted and the Janitor argue]
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Those two should have their own sitcom.
- [cut to fantasy segment]
- Ted Buckland: [singing] I'm a lawyer!
- The Janitor: [singing] I'm a janitor!
- Ted Buckland, The Janitor: Together we adopted a cute little kid. We're Legal Custodians!
- [song ends]
- Ted Buckland, The Janitor: Get it?
- Dr. Elliot Reid: How exciting is it that you run this place now? I'm so proud of you. It's like a whole new day has dawned.
- Dr. Perry Cox: Do me a big favor there, Barboo.
- [He writes a prescription and hands it to her]
- Dr. Perry Cox: Get that prescription filled for me.
- Dr. Elliot Reid: [She reads the prescription] "One chill pill".
- Dr. Perry Cox: That's for you. Unlimited refills.