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"The Office" Survivor Man (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

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Michael Scott: Hypothetically, if I were to ask you to go camping. And... Do you know what "hypothetical" means?

[Jim makes an unsure expression]

Michael Scott: Not real.

Jim Halpert: Got it.

Michael Scott: So if I were to hypothetically ask you to go camping with me, would you go?

Jim Halpert: Absolutely. Yes.

[in confessional]

Jim Halpert: When Michael plays the hypothetical game, I always say yes.

Michael Scott: Really?

Jim Halpert: Yeah.

Michael Scott: Oh, do you want to go today?

Jim Halpert: [aside to the camera] And I am always busy.

[to Michael]

Jim Halpert: Oh, I can't go today because I'm donating blood.

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Dwight Schrute: Do I believe that Michael possesses the skills to survive in a hostile environment? Let's put it this way. No, I do not.

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Michael Scott: It's hot today. The sun is in the two-thirds easterly quadrant, which would make it about

[looks at his watch]

Michael Scott: 2:00 in the afternoon.

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Creed Bratton: Today is actually my birthday and I want to pick the cake.

Jim Halpert: What do you want?

Creed Bratton: I want pie. I want peach pie.

Jim Halpert: You want birthday pie?

Creed Bratton: I want a nice cobbler.

Jim Halpert: I'll talk to Angela and we're going to see what we can do about a pie.

Creed Bratton: I don't care who you talk to you. Just make it happen.

Jim Halpert: It'll be Angela.

Creed Bratton: You tell her it's for Creed. She'll know what that means.

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Michael Scott: [to Stanley] Look at those wrinkles. Blacks do crack. Not crack the drug.

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Jim Halpert: Yeah. Phyllis called me Michael. And I will always and forever be haunted by that fact.

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Jim Halpert: Well, I don't think I'll be here in 10 years, but...

Michael Scott: That's what I said.

[Jim sits with a shocked expression that that will happen to him]

Michael Scott: That's what she said.

Jim Halpert: That's what who said?

Michael Scott: I never know. But I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard.

Jim Halpert: That's what she said.

Michael Scott: [laughs] Hey. Nice. Really good. Bravo, my young ward.

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[Michael is a little hurt that he wasn't invited to Ryan's camping trip]

Michael Scott: Just this whole Toby camping thing. I don't know, seems a little lame. I mean...

Jim Halpert: How so?

Michael Scott: A bunch of guys in a tent making s'mores.

[Michael wavers his hand implying that circumstance warrants homosexuality because it's all guys]

Jim Halpert: [about Michael's motions] What's that?

Michael Scott: Oh, I'm on Broken Mountain.

[sniggers]

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