The Office (TV Series)

Dunder Mifflin Infinity (2007)

Kevin Dorff: Aaron Grandy

Quotes 

• Aaron Grandy : [seeing Michael and Dwight soaking wet]  What happened to you guys?

  Michael Scott : Give it back. The gift basket. Give it back.

  Aaron Grandy : Oh, what is this?

  Dwight Schrute : It's real simple. If you don't appreciate what we do, then give us back our basket.

  Aaron Grandy : Maybe you should leave.

  Michael Scott : Yeah, maybe we should. Maybe we should leave.

  [to Dwight] 

  Michael Scott : Come on, let's leave. But before we leave, my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches!

  [he sits on a couch, intentionally getting water all over it] 

  Dwight Schrute : [sarcastically]  Could you call us a cab, please? I'm gonna...

  [he squeezes his jacket sleeve, getting water all over the couch] 

  Dwight Schrute : Oh, sorry.

  Michael Scott : Look, my clothes are so wet.

  Dwight Schrute : Nice leather.

  [scraping his shoes on the couch] 

  Dwight Schrute : Oh, my shoes are so muddy.

  Aaron Grandy : [puts the gift basket on the table]  All right, here you go. Take it back!

  Michael Scott : It's been opened.

  Aaron Grandy : Yeah, it was mine.

  Michael Scott : What's missing? The turtles... Where are the turtles? Where are the turtles?

  Aaron Grandy : Come on, guys, get outta here!

  Michael Scott : [screams]  WHERE ARE THE TURTLES? WHERE ARE THEY?

  Dwight Schrute : [to the office]  Excuse me, I have an announcement to make. We seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with pecans, and we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them. Hand. Over. The. Turtles. Now!