Matt Saracen: All I'm saying is, she's my girlfriend right, so she probably shouldn't be staring off at Swedish people like that.
Landry Clarke: Well why don't you go and punch him in the face?
Matt Saracen: Oh, is that what you would do?
Landry Clarke: In some situations you need to ask yourself, W.W. R. D. What would Riggins do in this situation? And he would walk over to him and punch him in the face.
Matt Saracen: Well Riggins would not be in this situation because he is captain of the S.S. ta-tas over there.
Lyla Garrity: Thank you Lord for this food that we are about to receive and for your wisdom Lord. I pray that you will guide me and everyone at this table to respect you and make good choices. For example, do not take advantage of the vulnerability of a recently separated but not yet divorced woman. And in turn, to give others at the table the strength to remember that a mother of three should not be wearing skinny jeans. Amen.
Tim Riggins: You look good, real good...
Lyla Garrity: Thanks, that's probably because yesterday I was baptized and accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior. What did you do recently, Tim?
Tim Riggins: Uh, I had a threeway with the Stratton sisters...