- Bert Raccoon: You were TERRIFIC! That's the best crash I ever saw!
- Ralph Raccoon: Huh... thanks, Bert... I think.
- Ralph Raccoon: Mr. Sneer, I understand you're looking for someone to fly your plane in the Pylon race.
- Cyril Sneer: Yeah? So?
- Ralph Raccoon: Well, I'm your man.
- Troy Malone: So, this is the nerve center of the famous Evergreen Standard. Melissa makes it sound pretty exciting, Ralph, old buddy.
- [He vigorously pumps Ralph's arm]
- Ralph Raccoon: It, uh, has its moments.
- Melissa Raccoon: [furiously to Ralph] Of all the boneheaded, dimwitted, crazy stunts you've ever pulled, this takes the cake!
- Ralph Raccoon: But I was just trying to...
- Melissa Raccoon: I know exactly what you were trying to do, but you didn't have to!
- Ralph Raccoon: Yeah, but Troy...
- Melissa Raccoon: Forget about Troy! I love you, you big--you big--oh, come here!
- [they embrace each other]