Among the many things Bill has to deal with include helping his oldest son do a five-page paper overnight after attending a parent-teacher conference and getting off on the wrong foot with the teacher, his youngest son's missing constrictor snake, and his daughter's fender bender (after she caught him "arguing" with his wife). Written by
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[about his missing python
Shouldn't you be looking for that viper of yours?
It's not a viper. Pythons rarely bite, they prefer to crush their prey. Usually nothing bigger than a wombat, so you're safe dad.
I don't care if it doesn't bite and it's on Jenny Craig. Find it.
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