Among the many things Bill has to deal with include helping his oldest son do a five-page paper overnight after attending a parent-teacher conference and getting off on the wrong foot with the teacher, his youngest son's missing constrictor snake, and his daughter's fender bender (after she caught him "arguing" with his wife). Written by
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[recounting the stressful day she's had
Well, first I get a call from Trent's teacher, letting us know he's got a five page report due tomorrow. Lauren rearended someone. No one was hurt, thank God. Raffles freaked out when Bryan's python got loose and I have to make five dozen cookies.
There's a snake loose in this house?
References Deal or No Deal