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| Debbie Rochon | ... | Miss Johnson | |
| Rachael Robbins | ... | Jenny | |
| Natalie Williams | ... | Sharon | |
| Thomas Edward Seymour | ... | Gil | |
| Sheri Lynn | ... | Lucy | |
| Phil Hall | ... | Professor Shipwreck | |
| Jack Flaherty | ... | Todd | |
| Matt Ford | ... | Gary | |
| Margaret Rose Champagne | ... | Scarlet (as Margaret Champagne) | |
| Dick Boland | ... | Dr. Zartan | |
| Russ Russo | ... | Ike - German Exchange Student | |
| Natasha Nielsen | ... | Lonnie | |
| Dana Fay Ensalata | ... | Sam | |
| Sarah Dauber | ... | Mercedes | |
| Kate Gorman | ... | Peaches | |
| David James Sheehan | ... | The Great Beardo | |
| Bruce Seymour | ... | Community College Commander | |
| Carmine Capobianco | ... | Coach Smith | |
| Todd Reynolds | ... | Rodd Teynolds | |
| Philip Guerette | ... | Jay 'Dela' Delachervete | |
| Robert Cosgrove Jr. | ... | The Chef | |
| Amy Pelletier | ... | Lady J | |
| Naomi Grace | ... | Falcon | |
| Lindsey Jacob | ... | Juicy Pinkerton | |
| Tim Kulig | ... | Richard Pouch | |
| Eric Michael Schrader | ... | Disk Jockey (voice) |
Directed by | |||
| Jonathan Gorman | |||
| Thomas Edward Seymour | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Jonathan Gorman | ||
| Thomas Edward Seymour | ||
Cinematography by | |||
| Mike Anderson | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Eric Michael Schrader | |||
Casting by | |||
| Pinky Lapinski | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Dahilia Demanche | .... | makeup artist | |
| Leigh Radziwon | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
| Herschel von Stroud | .... | hair stylist | |
| Sherman von Stroud | .... | hair stylist | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| Kate Gorman | .... | second assistant director | |
| Mitchell T. Rochefort | .... | first assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Naomi Grace | .... | property master | |
| Sheri Lynn | .... | property master | |
Sound Department | |||
| Blake Farber | .... | boom operator | |
| Ted Wohlsen | .... | boom operator | |
Other crew | |||
| Brandon Baker | .... | producer's representative | |
| Rich Frosting | .... | production assistant | |
| Brent Harpie | .... | production assistant | |
| Mike Lehigh III | .... | production assistant | |
| Christine Libbiyeny | .... | production assistant | |
| Michelle P. Polo | .... | production assistant | |
| Bruce Seymour | .... | location manager | |
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A group of college girls work with Miss Johnson (Debbie Rochon) to run a car wash... with plenty of bikini action. All is fine and good until Chef Death is raised from the dead following a communication with him via a Ouija board.
This is one of those reviews where, with all due respect to the people who made this film, I have to be brutally honest. Guys, you really impressed me. I'm serious. As a reviewer for Killer Reviews, I often get contacted by independent film makers who send me films that should never have even been conceived of on those long, drunk nights. I feared this was another one... I mean, "Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash"? Who can take that seriously? But they proved me wrong. While the actors are largely amateurs (with Debbie Rochon being an exception and taking a surprisingly large role as the lesbian matron of the college girls) they are all, without a doubt talented and funny people (and attractive, too, if you're worried about the car wash scenes). I laughed out loud many times, and to my surprise my girlfriend loved it, too. In fact, I think her laughter was longer and harder than mine. For a woman who has only been exposed to such films in the past month, she's really grown fond of them and this was one that stands out.
I want to single out Bruce Seymour, who played Community College Commander. I loved the numerous G.I. Joe references and the Michael Jackson references and many of the more obscure bits. But Seymour's role, although brief, made me want to blow liquids out of my nose if I had any liquids with which to blow. Sadly, my cup was empty.
The "blood" part was actually pretty minimal, whereas the "bikini" part was much greater. And yes, friends, there's some nudity. I think this worked well. I'm all about senseless violence and blood and gore. But comedy is so much harder to achieve, which this film did well. Not to say the gore was awful. There was one effect involving a nipple that shows a level of skill and ingenuity rarely presented at this level. Well played, folks.
For anyone who loves bad jokes, pop culture references and the like... you'll really dig this flick. Don't let the cheese factor fool you, these guys are hilarious and deserve more credit than I can give them. The closest I ever saw to a film like this was "The Janitor", or perhaps "Filthy McNasty". I'd place this between the two -- not as great as "The Janitor", but better than Chris Seaver's "McNasty" (sorry, Debbie, I know you love defending Chris, but he has been beaten). If your video store carries this, rent it. If not, it wouldn't be a bad idea to buy it. Support independent film at its finest.