Wizards of Waverly Place (TV Series)

First Kiss (2007)

Selena Gomez: Alex Russo

Quotes 

• Alex Russo : Harper! What are you doing here?

  Harper : I'm not Harper, I'm just a theatre seat. Keeping an eye on my boyfriend.

  Alex Russo : You made an outfit to match the theatre seats?

  Harper : Don't be freaked out if you can't see me.

• Theresa Russo : Tell us about it

  [first kiss] 

  Theresa Russo : , honey.

  Alex Russo : Umm i-it was at this place, with this guy, and um it was very romantic. Over Christmas vacation.

  Max Russo : We went to see Grandma and Grandpa over Christmas.

• Alex Russo : Sell it dummy, you can make another one!

  Max Russo : That'll be eighty dollars

  Mr. Malone : What?

  Max Russo : Ok, for senior citizin, four dollars

• Alex Russo : If you don't do it

  [kiss Miranda] 

  Alex Russo : soon, she's gonna think that you're really not into her. And then someone's gonna have to play chess by themselves.

  Justin Russo : I already do that!

• Justin Russo : [unbelief]  What did you just do?... You got Mac to ask out my girlfriend.

  Alex Russo : Oh. Wait, I can fix this. Here's a cute girl.

  [turns girl around] 

  Alex Russo : Kiss her.

  Justin Russo : This is my Spanish teacher!

  [says something in Spanish to teacher and she walks away] 

  Justin Russo : [to Alex]  I think I just told her my name is library.